1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:03,833 [Brakes screeching, horn blaring] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 @@@@@ 3 00:00:05,708 --> 00:00:06,958 Yes, are we sitting like this? 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 YIFY Movies Official Site: 5 00:00:08,125 --> 00:00:09,583 Gracias. 6 00:00:09,666 --> 00:00:10,583 Let's get started. 7 00:00:10,666 --> 00:00:12,958 Is... Is it okay? OK that's fine. 8 00:00:13,041 --> 00:00:16,250 Aren't we looking at the camera? Is the voice ready then? Is he coming now? 9 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:17,291 Are you understanding it? 10 00:00:17,375 --> 00:00:20,500 This is the first time I have had an interview like this. 11 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:21,791 [clapper] Take 1, camera A and D. 12 00:00:22,916 --> 00:00:25,208 Yes, let me introduce myself. Erdal Tay is my name. 13 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,416 I am the owner of Tayoto Tuning. 14 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:28,750 Hi, I'm Ece Tay. 15 00:00:28,833 --> 00:00:31,666 I am an assistant director at an international cosmetics company. 16 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:34,541 This is the company I work for, Olivia Bliss. 17 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:36,708 Erdal and I have been married for 12 years. 18 00:00:36,791 --> 00:00:39,500 9 years, counting that flirtation. 19 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:42,291 We started, the key turned, 9 years. 20 00:00:42,958 --> 00:00:45,708 Life is very difficult, couples need to support each other. 21 00:00:45,791 --> 00:00:48,916 They must complement each other. But marriages last like that. 22 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,333 Marriage is like that, somehow it continues, it is bitter. 23 00:00:51,416 --> 00:00:53,291 I'll say something nice. 24 00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:56,333 Even though there are single friends here, I don't want to get involved in their sins. 25 00:00:56,416 --> 00:00:58,000 So let me speak carefully. 26 00:00:58,083 --> 00:00:59,791 Let me tell you as a business person. 27 00:00:59,875 --> 00:01:01,833 Marriage is a dead investment. 28 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:05,208 Marriage is an art of commitment. 29 00:01:05,291 --> 00:01:06,458 An art of harmony. 30 00:01:06,541 --> 00:01:08,750 We can think of marriage as military service. 31 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:10,833 You know, just like you don't look for logic in the military. 32 00:01:10,916 --> 00:01:12,375 What the commander says. 33 00:01:12,458 --> 00:01:14,416 It's the same in marriage. Whatever the lady says. 34 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,250 There are two or three words to say. 35 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:18,458 Alright. OK. You know better. 36 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,041 [choruses] 37 00:01:27,666 --> 00:01:28,708 What is happening? 38 00:01:29,541 --> 00:01:32,041 [snores, makes strange noises] 39 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:37,291 Erdal? 40 00:01:38,541 --> 00:01:40,750 - Erdal? - What's happening? What is happening? 41 00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:42,708 Has the equipment arrived? I didn't send the tweet. 42 00:01:42,791 --> 00:01:45,291 - I didn't send the tweet. - Erdal, wait, nothing. 43 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:46,958 I thought you were dead and gone. 44 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,666 Why should I die and leave at night? 45 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:52,708 Dear Erdal, people die like this, they go to bed at night. How did Remzi Abi die? 46 00:01:52,791 --> 00:01:54,666 He went to bed at night and couldn't get up in the morning. 47 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:56,208 Are Remzi Abi and I the same? 48 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:59,500 The man had COPD. The man, Ece, was 95 years old. 49 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:02,041 Both legs were amputated due to diabetes. 50 00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:03,750 The man already lived like a flowerpot. 51 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:07,625 He spit out particles from his lungs every day. He lived with an oxygen tank and died of natural causes. 52 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:10,083 Erdal, please don't lie down, lie on your side. 53 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:11,083 Look, you're stuck. 54 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:13,125 - I was afraid too. - I'm 40 years old, 40, 40. 55 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:15,458 - Let it be. God bless Erdal. - I won't die in my sleep yet. Don't worry. 56 00:02:15,541 --> 00:02:17,458 I know you want it, but I still won't die in my sleep. 57 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:21,583 - What does it have to do with that? I guess we were scared too. - You want it. Lie on the other side. Lie on the other side. 58 00:02:21,666 --> 00:02:25,375 Brother Remzi says so. 95 year old man. 59 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:28,041 - Erdal is fine! - Go away, it's okay. Go. 60 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:32,125 Here, take more quilt, cover your earlobe. 61 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:35,666 - Don't be cold, don't be cold. - Erdal, what should I do? I'm discovering myself. 62 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,958 We are humans too, but yes. Okay, that's enough for me. 63 00:02:38,041 --> 00:02:40,125 Covering my butt is enough for me, okay, Ece? 64 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:41,958 And so I don't have nightmares. 65 00:02:42,041 --> 00:02:43,166 Ok, you can buy a bigger one. 66 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,291 Erdal? Erdal? It is… 67 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:52,916 - Erdal, what are you doing, Erdal? - No, I'm fine here. 68 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,083 - Will you sleep there, Erdal? - I'm here. 69 00:02:55,166 --> 00:02:57,791 He's like a child, watch his movements. 70 00:02:57,875 --> 00:02:59,541 Erdal, come to the council. 71 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:09,666 Ha, look. 72 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:13,833 The person stops breathing for five seconds or more during nighttime sleep. 73 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:16,916 It is a sign of sleep apnea. 74 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,708 You have sleep apnea, Erdal, yesterday it lasted like 15 seconds. 75 00:03:20,791 --> 00:03:22,666 - Do I have apnea? - Yes. 76 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:25,958 If I have apnea, look, I am speaking very clearly, if I have apnea, you are also apneic. 77 00:03:26,041 --> 00:03:28,666 - What does it have to do with my life, why? - You snore too. 78 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:29,750 - YO? - Yes. 79 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:31,458 No, don't be ridiculous, I don't have any of that. 80 00:03:31,541 --> 00:03:32,666 You're snoring like a stinker. 81 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:35,583 - Oh, what kind of things are you saying? - Look, I swear to you, Ece... 82 00:03:35,666 --> 00:03:39,166 - No, it's me... - If I record your snoring and make you listen to it 83 00:03:40,125 --> 00:03:41,333 It is not said that a woman snores. 84 00:03:41,416 --> 00:03:43,500 Honey, I have adenoids. 85 00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:46,375 - They didn't remove that adenoid, of course... - What adenoid, there is a hole in the adenoid. 86 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:48,625 - It's not an adenoid, you have a drill. - Very embarrassing. 87 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:53,041 Look, like this… [strange gurgling sounds] 88 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:57,333 Do you know that what you are doing is shameful? You don't realize why this happens. 89 00:03:57,416 --> 00:03:59,833 - It says here, sleep apnea. - Don't keep reading nonsense. 90 00:03:59,916 --> 00:04:01,000 Wow, I'm reading it online. 91 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:04,416 Don't keep reading nonsense on the internet. 92 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:07,916 Are you a doctor or internist? Did you graduate from Medicine on September 9? 93 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,583 Look, I write and read on the Internet. 94 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,250 Sleep apnea is more common in overweight people. 95 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:15,583 - Because you are fat, dear Erdal. Like that. - The topic arose there, I already knew it. 96 00:04:15,666 --> 00:04:19,625 Erdal states that sleep apnea is a factor that significantly alters the quality of sleep. 97 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,083 - Does he say so? - Yes, he says so. 98 00:04:21,166 --> 00:04:23,666 Now stop eating a little and pay attention to your health. 99 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,541 Do you know why I feel sorry, Erdal? 100 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:28,166 Yeah? 101 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:31,458 You used to be like that, when I got you, Erdal, you were a very smart guy. 102 00:04:31,541 --> 00:04:33,083 I would look at you and feel relieved. 103 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:35,875 But you ate, you ate, you ate. You swell, you swell, you swell. 104 00:04:35,958 --> 00:04:37,625 You have become such a man, Erdal. 105 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:39,916 - You'll have to pay a little attention to yourself. - You have changed too. 106 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,125 - You have it too. - What did I buy? 107 00:04:41,208 --> 00:04:43,458 - You have it too. - I gave it to you, Erdal! 108 00:04:43,541 --> 00:04:45,375 - No, I gave it to you. - No. 109 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:47,750 - Erdal, don't I know him myself? - You definitely didn't. 110 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:49,083 For once I look at myself. 111 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:51,583 - You gained kilos instead of two. Two points. - Where did I buy it? 112 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,333 You grabbed it where your arm meets the elbow. It's full of meat. 113 00:04:54,416 --> 00:04:56,166 - Don't talk nonsense here. - Yes, shake it. 114 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:58,291 - Shake your arm, open it. - No, there's nothing on my arm. 115 00:04:58,375 --> 00:05:01,541 Say hello now. Look what happened? Superior says goodbye, gold says welcome. 116 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:03,916 - But, in our family, my grandmother is also like that. - See you see. 117 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,875 - Look, you say it with your mouth. - That? 118 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:08,375 Genetically your grandmother also has it. The problem is already there. 119 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:09,958 Erdal, it's a shame, but you. 120 00:05:10,041 --> 00:05:11,958 And your hips are swollen, pear-shaped Turkish woman. 121 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:14,750 You are embarrassed! Look at your mouth and your face, look at what you eat. 122 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:17,166 - How old are you now? - I am around 122 years old. 123 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,083 - How much does it cost? - In any case, I am 122. 124 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:21,458 - How much does it cost? - I'm 122! 125 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:23,416 - 122? - Even if the stone cracks. 126 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,458 My shit is 122 Erdal, you're like 129. 127 00:05:25,541 --> 00:05:28,541 - Don't be ridiculous, where am I at 129? - Of course. 128 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:30,375 - What do you say about 129? - Should I bring the scale? 129 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:32,791 - Okay, bring it. Bring. - Will they weigh you? Because? 130 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,583 - What do you want? - Will you do what I want? 131 00:05:34,666 --> 00:05:36,291 - Of course. - I'll take you to the dietitian, but only you. 132 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:38,125 Take it, take it, take it. Wherever you want. 133 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:40,666 - You will be above 130, Erdal. - It's not possible. What the hell is 130? 134 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:43,291 - Look, you'll see. - Am I a seal? 135 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:46,791 - Come on, go out first. Come on, let's go first. - I'll go out, what's going to happen dear? 136 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:49,291 - Here you go. - Come out and look. How much does it cost? 137 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:51,833 Here you go, oceans, oceans. What happened? 138 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:54,666 What happened, you're almost 60 years old, my love? 60 or so. 139 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:57,291 Erdal, I was 58 when I married you, for God's sake. 140 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:59,458 - Come out and look. - Wait, let it be zero. 141 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:04,000 Yes, look how many came out? How many came out? 142 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:07,375 - How many turned out? - Erdal, you are 129 years old, Erdal! 143 00:06:07,458 --> 00:06:10,958 Oh love, it's all these electronic scales, they don't count correctly. 144 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:13,958 Erdal, what did you eat so much? How much fat did your body retain? 145 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,125 My love. Look, the belly is the character of the man. 146 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:18,375 - Erdal... - It turns into a belly. 147 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:21,583 I'll put it on your character now. I don't want a character or anything. 148 00:06:21,666 --> 00:06:23,958 Don't have character but be healthy, I prefer it. 149 00:06:24,041 --> 00:06:26,708 - Good good. We're going to go on a diet, okay? - Oh my god. 150 00:06:26,791 --> 00:06:29,208 We talked here, you gave your word. I'll take you to Mrs. Gökçe. 151 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:32,791 -Who is Mrs. Gökçe? - He is a very good dietician in our square. 152 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:35,250 - I... My love... - He made the boss lose five kilos in two weeks. 153 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,708 Oh my love, let me make you lose weight. What is a dietitian? 154 00:06:38,791 --> 00:06:42,166 - No. Now we talk, Erdal, we will leave. - Ece, please, please, Ece. 155 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:45,416 But let's not go to a dietitian or anything, Ece. 156 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,958 Let's not go to the dietitian, but alas! 157 00:06:56,916 --> 00:07:00,000 Oh, stop being gross, I'm a total chatty girl. 158 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:03,041 There is no such thing, it cannot be. Beyond misfortune. 159 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:04,916 Have you seen the skirt she's wearing? 160 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,583 What skirt do you say? 161 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:11,541 I mean, that butt, those legs, that cellulite, that skirt is a lot of courage. 162 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:12,458 [elevator bell] 163 00:07:12,541 --> 00:07:14,875 - Were you waiting? - Please go ahead. 164 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:16,333 Our women are always a priority. 165 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:19,041 - Thank you. - Here you go, ladies, what does it mean? 166 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:21,583 What do you mean the ladies are our crown jewel? 167 00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:22,833 [alarm rings] 168 00:07:22,916 --> 00:07:24,583 - [woman] Come on... - Well, it happened. 169 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:26,500 - The weight notice has arrived. - Yeah. 170 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:28,833 - There are too many of us. - If you do something. 171 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,333 Sir, could you get off and take the other elevator, please? 172 00:07:31,833 --> 00:07:32,916 Why do I get off? 173 00:07:33,708 --> 00:07:35,541 I was here. You came. 174 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:37,125 I went up to the elevator. 175 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:39,708 Why should I get off the elevator I called myself? 176 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:41,458 Isn't it better for the lady to get off? 177 00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:44,500 - What does it have to do with that, sir? - Sir, it was polite, thank you. 178 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:46,875 - Yes. - But the last one to get on gets off. This is the rule. 179 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:48,458 - Will the last person on board get off? - Yes. 180 00:07:48,541 --> 00:07:52,083 Who sets it, ladies? There are no such rules. 181 00:07:52,166 --> 00:07:54,958 This is the elevator, where does it say the last person on board gets off? 182 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:56,958 I shouldn't be the last one up. 183 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:59,750 Look, this lady, this little lady, needs to get out. 184 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:04,041 Where from? Because if I hadn't let you in, this little lady would have been the last one left. 185 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:07,166 Sir, are you going up to nine? 186 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:10,666 - Yes. Nine. Where did you get something from? - Well... 187 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,791 So, I figured it out. 188 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:16,708 Because generally heavy lives reach nine, Gökçe Hanım. 189 00:08:16,791 --> 00:08:18,291 What the hell are "heavy lives"? 190 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,333 Then that's exactly you. 191 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:22,833 Sir, you are a little overweight now, aren't you? 192 00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:24,750 - Good? - You're taking up space for three people here. 193 00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:26,625 - Good? - Look, give us permission. 194 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:29,458 Let's go where we're going. You too... Then we'll send you the lift. 195 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:32,166 What does it have to do with you taking up space for three people, ma'am? 196 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,833 What warning did the elevator give here? 197 00:08:33,916 --> 00:08:36,125 - Weight. - So you gave a location warning? 198 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:38,541 - Did you say we have limited screen space? What did he write? - Do not distort the topic. 199 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:41,000 You're in because I let you. 200 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:45,333 If I was in, you'd be the last to board. This fraction must be reduced. 201 00:08:45,416 --> 00:08:47,166 - Oh! Come on! - What a shame. 202 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,458 - It's you, bitch. - Well, you call me overweight. 203 00:08:49,541 --> 00:08:51,500 Look, I'll call security and have you thrown out of this building. 204 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:53,750 - If you call me, what is that you have? - Come on! Low. 205 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,041 - Come on, brother. - Come on, get off. 206 00:08:55,125 --> 00:08:57,083 - Wait a minute, wait a second. - Come on my friend. 207 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:59,041 Just because I'm a gentleman here? 208 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,750 Am I being subjected to this treatment because I acted like a man? 209 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,958 -What happens when you become a man? - That's what happens. 210 00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:06,583 -What happens when you become a woman? - That's how it happens. It's being ungrateful. 211 00:09:06,666 --> 00:09:09,625 Of course! You stabbed me in the back and now you're being a traitor! 212 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:13,083 We are tired of your male language of male hegemony trying to oppress these women! 213 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:15,416 - How masculine? - Theirs is a complete vandalism approach. 214 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,875 - Yes. - Vandal, what does it have to do with all this? 215 00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:19,375 Of course, he had a complex about being overweight, and that's how it came to light. 216 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,416 - [women] Yes. - Why should I have a complex about being overweight? 217 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:25,000 Are you sick? I have been overweight for 10 years. Am I going to make a complex at the elevator door? 218 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:26,333 - Yes. - It happened because of this. 219 00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:27,791 This red devil burned them all. 220 00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:30,208 - Oh, you are the devil! - Get down, get down! 221 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:31,875 Don't delay, sir! Come on. 222 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,375 - Are you going to go up to two? - Yes. 223 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:34,958 - How did I understand it? - How did you understand it? 224 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,833 Because all those gossiping idiots work on the second floor, in the organization. 225 00:09:37,916 --> 00:09:40,583 - Bad manners. - Organize everyone 226 00:09:40,666 --> 00:09:43,041 After that, in private life, he fucked her, this guy fucked that. 227 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,708 - Come on! - How do you know? 228 00:09:44,791 --> 00:09:46,208 - If you press it, it disappears. - Come on. I'm pushing. 229 00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:48,666 - If you don't press it it doesn't go, that's how the elevator works. - Come on, go. 230 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:51,041 - Come on, it's okay! Grandmother? - Come on, go! Gentlemen! 231 00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:16,750 - Where are you, Erdal? - [slurring unintelligible words] 232 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:22,875 - What? Why don't you speak? - [slurring unintelligible words] 233 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:27,583 Are you eating something? Erdal, open your mouth and let me see. 234 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:29,083 There's something in your mouth. Open it. 235 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:31,125 Erdal, something black and black flows from here. 236 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:32,750 Are you eating chocolate? 237 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,375 Dear Erdal, unless someone has shit in their mouth, you're eating chocolate right now. 238 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:36,750 - He didn't shit. - Open your mouth. 239 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:41,833 - Erdal, clean this up. - I just ate it for the last time. 240 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:42,958 -Erdal! - I ate for the last time. 241 00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:44,458 - We're already late. - I'll swallow it now. 242 00:10:44,541 --> 00:10:45,750 Wipe your mouth quickly, it's disgusting. 243 00:10:47,708 --> 00:10:51,708 Mr. Erdal, you too must make this a philosophy of life. 244 00:10:51,791 --> 00:10:53,625 Believe me, it will be much easier. 245 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:56,541 - I will receive the results of your test and come immediately. - [Ece] Of course, sir. 246 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,500 [clicks with tongue] 247 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:06,166 - What's happening now, Erdal? - But Ece, but Ece. 248 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,250 Would you look at the woman we turned to as a dietician? 249 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:10,375 Mr. Erdal? 250 00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:12,750 - But I mean... - Oh my God. 251 00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,916 The woman who will make us lose weight is overweight. 252 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,125 Dear Erdal, what does it have to do with this? 253 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:19,833 - Is there no ophthalmologist who wears glasses, Erdal? - Is it the same, Ece? 254 00:11:19,916 --> 00:11:22,916 - Isn't there a bald barber, Erdal? - Is it the same, Ece, the same as the bald barber? 255 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:23,833 It's the same. 256 00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:25,791 Bald hairdresser cuts hair. He cuts someone else's hair. 257 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,708 - Well. - He doesn't try to grow his hair. 258 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:29,375 Well, okay, it will also make you lose weight. 259 00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:34,041 Well, women call us lifestyle, lifestyle. He is obese. 260 00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:36,833 He is not obese, he is morbidly obese. 261 00:11:36,916 --> 00:11:38,250 - Erdal… - Morbid obesity. 262 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,666 [Gökçe] Yes. 263 00:11:43,916 --> 00:11:46,291 - Do you want to look at this? He has that ass. -Erdal! 264 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:53,250 I have good, bad and super good news for you. 265 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:55,833 - How nice. - The bad news is 266 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,833 You have excess cholesterol and a fatty liver. 267 00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:01,375 You may have diabetes. 268 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:04,666 - He may have a heart attack. - Look. 269 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,416 - But... - Master, did everyone appear in that test? 270 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,166 Yes, it's all here. 271 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,541 But I also have good news for you. Let's not jump to any conclusions right away. 272 00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:15,750 The good news is that if you do what I tell you 273 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:17,458 We can get back to normal in a month or two. 274 00:12:17,541 --> 00:12:19,333 I hope so, I hope we do it. 275 00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:21,791 - [Gökçe] Yes, hopefully. -I hope we come back. To normality. 276 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:26,708 Now teacher, when you say normal, this is my normal. 277 00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:29,666 So I'm normal, I feel normal like this. 278 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,208 I understand, but you're not healthy. 279 00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:33,125 Yes. 280 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:34,666 Unfortunately. 281 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,041 [Clicks his tongue] Repentance, astaghfirullah… 282 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,291 - That's right, Erdal. - Repentance, astaghfurullah… 283 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:44,166 Master, now... Master... 284 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,125 So, if we are going to get into health... 285 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,166 Yes... 286 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:53,166 - My teacher? - Here you are, Mr. Erdal? Say. 287 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,208 What should I say, sir? 288 00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:56,500 You are not healthy either, sir. 289 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,416 - Then you are sick too. - Look now Erdal... 290 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,791 If we are to recover our health, sir. 291 00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:02,208 So you're telling me this? Don't do it, sir. 292 00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:07,125 I mean, sir, I'm sorry, but you weigh more than me, sir. 293 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,333 - There is no moon anymore, Erdal. - Like that. 294 00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:10,375 - Yes sir, you weigh more than me. - Don't talk nonsense. 295 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:12,166 There are eyes and senses, don't you see? 296 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,208 - But that's it, he's healthy... - Should I go with him? 297 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:18,166 Should it happen? Look, master, your last name is Pehlivan. 298 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,583 Now, master, allow us to fight with you here. 299 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:24,583 I mean, I can't put my hand on your kispet from here and knock you to the ground. 300 00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:26,875 - You, Erdal... Did you drink alcohol? - I mean, I can't play, sir. 301 00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:28,916 He must have been drinking alcohol before he came. Did you come here after having something to drink? 302 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,750 What alcohol? I'm not drunk or anything, it's early in the morning. 303 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,625 - Not wanted. - Where is mine? 304 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,416 - Where is what? - My oil pot. 305 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:37,791 - A teacher, I was going to oil you. - Erdal, don't talk nonsense. 306 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:40,583 - Mr. Erdal... - Now you're nervous. 307 00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:42,208 Now you've heard the bad news, sir. 308 00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:43,750 - That's why… - My God, my Lord. 309 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:46,708 Heart attacks, diabetes, sugar, they have it all because Erdal has it. 310 00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:49,375 - I understand, I understand, he was surprised. - What are we living? 311 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,875 - But, Mr. Erdal... - Are you healthy, sir? 312 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,458 Yes, I am healthy. 313 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,583 There is such a thing as a healthy weight, have you ever heard of it? 314 00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:57,708 - I heard it, I heard it. - No, I didn't hear it, sir. 315 00:13:57,791 --> 00:14:00,333 It happens to black people too, they have a tight fleshy structure, you know? 316 00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:03,041 - Of course, of course, it's beautiful. - My flesh is like this, tight. 317 00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:06,166 For example, I don't have cellulite, of course. Do you want to take a look? 318 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,833 - No, I guess... I understand. - Master, can I see you? If you scrape. 319 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:12,625 - We guessed it, dear. Just like me. - Let's see. He is lying... Master... 320 00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,416 - Sir, you are lying. - Mr. Erdal… 321 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:17,500 If you don't have cellulite, I don't know anything else. 322 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:19,500 I have no obligation to prove anything to you. 323 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,833 Sir, you have cellulite on your shoulders, don't do it sir. 324 00:14:22,916 --> 00:14:25,166 Sir, for you it starts from the shoulder, not from the hip. 325 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,916 - That's enough, Erdal. - Let's not exceed our limits, Mr. Erdal. 326 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,666 Yes, because Erdal Bey has one of the oils called "Bıngıl"... 327 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:31,583 Fat. 328 00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:35,000 And I think he was a little jealous because I didn't have those big fats. 329 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,666 Erdal was jealous, he is jealous anyway. He is also very jealous of me. 330 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:41,000 But if you eat healthy, you can be like me, Mr. Erdal. 331 00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:43,375 - With a little luck. We will do our best. - Okay sir, let's eat. 332 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:46,125 I made a promise to my wife. I will keep this promise. 333 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,875 I will fulfill it. Whatever the circumstances. 334 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:52,666 I will do this diet, sir. Let's do our summer diet, sir. 335 00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,500 You have to do it anyway. 336 00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:56,916 - Yes. - Yes. Well then... 337 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:01,708 Let's get to the point, right? This trading house does not come with water, sir. 338 00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:02,750 Yes, like that. 339 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,958 Let's talk sir, what is our sin here? 340 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:09,916 Since you came with a reference, the price is actually 27 thousand 500 TL. 341 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,791 I'm making 22 thousand for you. 342 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:19,375 Very good, thank you very much sir, thank you very much indeed. 343 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:22,291 You are doing great good deeds, let me tell you that. 344 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:25,541 Sir, I swear, take off your feet and let me lick them, sir. 345 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,041 Take it off, let me lick it between your fingers, teacher. 346 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:30,083 I swear, thank you very much. 347 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,750 - No, really a lot... - Did you download five thousand, sir? 348 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:35,041 - How beautiful, impressive. I swear. - It's very appropriate. 349 00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:38,125 We feel very lucky right now, sir. 350 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:44,458 Mr. Erdal, this box was left for you from outside. 351 00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:46,458 -Who left? - A messenger. 352 00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:49,125 - What does it say there? - Erdal Tay, lunch menu. 353 00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:50,541 Okay, bring it, it's my food. 354 00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:53,791 However, the smell is not very pleasant. It looks like pet food. 355 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,541 Oh master, what kind of talk are you talking about? We will eat it. 356 00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:00,833 You call what's coming my food animal food, but what about you? 357 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:03,708 Please. Let's get to know some style and some shapes. 358 00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:07,000 - Can it be like that? - Don't worry about them. What did they send? 359 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:10,333 What is this? Broccoli and zucchini. Kapuska with okra. 360 00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:14,541 - Damn. - Don't do that. Sin, sin. 361 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:18,083 No, no, sin too... Look, soup. Look at the soup. 362 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:22,125 You see, right? Dishwashing water, dishwashing water. What is this, this? 363 00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:24,791 Look, sweet. Fruit, look. Look at the dessert. 364 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,791 Do you see the dessert? Here, pastries, snack. 365 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:34,333 Stone, stone. Not a cake, but a stone. They sent stones, how can you make a cake like that? 366 00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:37,458 Oh brother, am I saying it's bad? You'll get in shape a little bit. 367 00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:39,958 “Are you getting fit?” Am I shapeless? 368 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:44,208 - Am I deformed? Speak clearly. - Is that what I mean, Erdal? 369 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:47,416 Of course you say that. What the hell does "get in shape" mean? It means you have no form. 370 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,541 I say you'll go back to your college years, brother. 371 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:53,041 You know, you were like bone marrow. I say you'll get back to those years when you get in shape. 372 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:57,458 It would only be a problem if I went back to those years. Oguz, there will be problems. 373 00:16:57,541 --> 00:17:00,625 You know, we were walking around with a firearm, so you'd need a license. 374 00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:02,750 Ece would be bored, that's what I'll tell you. 375 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,541 Oğuz Abi, I brought your food. 376 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,541 - Enjoy your meal. - What does he eat? 377 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,500 Iskender. Wow, it smelled so good, man. 378 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,708 - Do you want something, Erdal Abi? - No, thanks. I'm on a diet. 379 00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:15,458 Oh, may God accept it, brother. 380 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,500 I say I'm on a diet, he says may God accept it. 381 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,958 Did I say I intended? I say I'm on a diet. 382 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,791 Brother, you eat here, I'll eat inside. 383 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,625 No, son, eat it. No, don't be ridiculous, eat it clearly. 384 00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:29,541 It's not a big deal, son, we are people who can defend ourselves. 385 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,375 There is something called will. Eat eat. 386 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:35,083 - Look, it smells bad now, brother Mokar. - No, it sucks anyway. He smelled everything he could. 387 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:37,500 Butter comes to me, it's delicious, it's butter that boils like this. 388 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:41,041 Below is pita bread with tomato paste. Oh. Good eating. Meat on top, did you say double? 389 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,625 I said it twice, but I swear it won't bother me. 390 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,708 Bon appetit, no, no. The double is going well. 391 00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:47,708 I wish you would also order soup and morba. The pickles have also arrived. 392 00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:49,916 Look, all my parts are already dazzled. 393 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:54,166 Enjoy your meal. No, I have food too. I'll also eat kapuska with broccoli. 394 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,666 - I'm eating then. - Eat, enjoy your food. 395 00:17:56,750 --> 00:18:00,625 Eat. No, I don't feel like it, eat it. Enjoy your meal. Double, a lot of meat, right? 396 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,583 Mr. Mahmut came, let me go see this. 397 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,250 Did Mahmut come? Hey, let's take a look. 398 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,375 Well, I took my car to the service to have some of the maintenance done. 399 00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,833 I'll bring it tomorrow morning and pick it up in the afternoon. 400 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,208 Call me in the morning, we'll take care of it brother. 401 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,083 - Okay, we got it, take care of yourself. - Come on, brother Mahmut, see you. 402 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:34,041 Something surprising... 403 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,250 Can you do this for a company, bro? 404 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,875 Oh brother, I love these people... 405 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,625 Did you eat my food, brother? 406 00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:50,041 No son, what will I eat for dinner? I eat my own food. 407 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,666 Don't defame people like that, Oguz! 408 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,041 So what's the paste and oil in the corner of your mouth, brother? 409 00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:58,541 - Okay, I ate. - Well you ate it! 410 00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:00,708 I couldn't stand it. I swear I couldn't stand it. 411 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:04,750 When it arrived with butter and butter, I swear I couldn't resist. I ate it, Oguz. 412 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:08,541 Okay that's all. Don't eat yet, please. Continue this diet for a while. 413 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,250 Also tell me, a year and a half. 414 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,416 - Actually? - I swear. 415 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,875 But don't tell Ece. Tell me Alexander, don't tell Ece. 416 00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:24,375 - My love! - Erdal, you're late. 417 00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:28,333 My love, the industry exists today, do you know how busy it is? 418 00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:30,500 It was like that, like that. The industry was abuzz. 419 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:34,125 Client after client. At the last moment a very solid man arrived. 420 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,666 We couldn't pick it up. What did you do? 421 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,375 Well, I'm not going to do anything. I'm also watching TV 422 00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:40,333 Look, the courier brought your food, eat it as soon as possible, you are hungry. 423 00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:43,041 I swear, can I tell you something? I swear I'm full. 424 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:47,083 Look, I swear, I'm full. I'm sticking with what I ate for lunch right now. 425 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:50,375 But so much satiety. I can't tell you how crowded it is. 426 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,333 I am experiencing perfect satiety. I won't eat it now. 427 00:19:53,416 --> 00:19:55,833 Erdal, look at me. Did you eat something illegal? 428 00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,291 Why should I eat something illegal? 429 00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:04,416 Please don't be ridiculous, let me love your eyes. My love, can I do something like this? 430 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,041 Erdal, you always laugh when you lie. Look, you're laughing. 431 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,750 I swear there was laughter, I swear. 432 00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:13,291 Look, it's not a lie, it's a laughing matter, I swear. 433 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:16,708 I laughed so hard I swear I didn't eat it. I haven't eaten anything, what will I eat? 434 00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:18,208 - Swear. - Oath. 435 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:20,750 - Erdal, look me in the eyes and swear. - I see, there it is, my love. 436 00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:22,041 - Swear. - Oath. 437 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,541 - "Oath." - Oath. 438 00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,416 - Spell. - Yem-min. 439 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,791 - Do your hands like this. - As? 440 00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:30,791 - Do your hands like this. - Get. I'm perfectly normal, I have nothing. 441 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:33,500 Erdal, you're shaking, what's wrong? 442 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,583 No, there isn't. I don't have anything. 443 00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:38,208 I worked hard, I put my elbows on the table. He's always shaking at the elbow. 444 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:42,541 My love, I mean, such a thing would never happen, I would never eat such a thing. 445 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,708 - I hope so, Erdal. With a little luck. - Of course, when have I ever disappointed you? 446 00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:48,000 Don't do it my love, please. 447 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,125 Should I say something anyway? The meals are very satisfying. 448 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,083 Well, I already told you, it satisfies you, so... 449 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,958 - Of course, of course, of course, of course... - Anyway, let me save it then, we'll eat it later. 450 00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:56,458 Safe insurance. Remove it. 451 00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:59,458 - Let's eat it later, so it doesn't go to waste. The doorbell rang. - [knocks on the door] 452 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:04,500 - Oh... Did you come home? - Oh, I came, what happened? 453 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:07,375 - Is there no sister Ece? - No, dear Ogeday, your sister Ece. Tell me. 454 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:12,125 My mother just made a cupcake, it was hot, filled with cheese and fluffy. 455 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,583 He also sent you a plate. 456 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,416 What are you saying, bastard? Give it to me. 457 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,666 Jump! I can't give it to you. Call Sister Ece, I'll deliver it to her. 458 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:23,333 - [Ece] Who came, Erdal? - The defective doll above has arrived, Ogeday. 459 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,583 Dear, how are you? 460 00:21:25,666 --> 00:21:27,958 - I'm fine sister Ece, and you? - Well, me too. 461 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:31,333 Did your mother prepare a meal? But we're on a diet with Erdal, right Erdal? 462 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,416 Yes, dear Ogeday, we are on a diet. 463 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,875 Unfortunately, we can't eat that bagel, even though it's my favorite thing. 464 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,500 Tell your mother not to send us things like that again, okay? Two months. 465 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:42,625 Anyway, I didn't bring it for you, I brought it for Sister Ece. 466 00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:43,958 Thank. 467 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,250 Why are you wearing that t-shirt in the open space of an apartment? 468 00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:47,958 What about you? I can travel however I want. 469 00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:49,333 - You can't travel. - I travel. 470 00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:52,541 You have already entered puberty. Ladies live here, this is a family apartment. 471 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:54,916 - Up there we are also family. - Erdal, come on. 472 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,625 - Don't your parents discipline you? - Will I learn manners from you? 473 00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:00,125 - Forward! - Come on, come on! 474 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,541 Sorry sister Ece, I hate this. 475 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,333 Dear, it doesn't matter... Anyway... 476 00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:06,583 Did you say something? 477 00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:08,166 - Brother Erdal, what do you care? - Did you say something? Did you say hair? 478 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:11,625 - Keep going, keep going, you will stay in my hand. - You will find problems with me. 479 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,875 - You will find problems. - Come on, come on! 480 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:18,166 Erdal, my love, what a way of speaking this is, little one. 481 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:20,666 This is not a child. This is not a child. 482 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,416 This is an organism, this is something strange. This is bad, bad. 483 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,291 I'll tell you something, huh. I appreciated you. 484 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:29,916 - What's happening? - Well done. You didn't eat that cat. 485 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,916 Well, I guess. Will we fall into the cat trap? 486 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,833 Will we fall into these traps? 487 00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:36,458 You officially gave it away, did you know that? 488 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:37,791 - Isn't that right? - Yes, this is where we land. 489 00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:39,625 - You noticed, didn't you? - Look, these places are no longer there, of course dear. 490 00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:42,208 - Isn't that right? Look, he's gone. - Well done my love. 491 00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:44,291 - Thank you, dear, thank you. - Look, we continue like this, Erdal. 492 00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:48,000 Of course, I wish, I wish. Of course, of course, I wish. 493 00:22:59,791 --> 00:23:01,166 Damn, I'm so hungry. 494 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,375 The dietician screwed her up. 495 00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:08,000 Hang a squid bone in my cage so I can peck at it. 496 00:23:08,916 --> 00:23:10,625 Put up a mirror so I can talk to myself. 497 00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:19,916 Thank God Ece is the president, she sleeps like a fart. 498 00:23:21,541 --> 00:23:22,958 Let me go to that kitchen... 499 00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:27,708 [fun music starts] 500 00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:45,916 [clicks with tongue] 501 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,333 Look at the state of this closet, damn you! 502 00:23:50,041 --> 00:23:54,583 Simply because we are on a diet with those diet boxes and added vegetables. 503 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:58,666 It's a shame, he put fresh onions in it. Should I bite into a chive? 504 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,583 Ha! 505 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,041 Did you chain my locker? 506 00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:09,416 Did you chain my trash closet, Ece? 507 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:11,708 Damn, you... 508 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:15,625 It doesn't fit in your hand, it's too tight... 509 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:18,750 Ah! TO! Ah! 510 00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:24,541 If I throw two balls from here with this mop stick... 511 00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:28,000 Is it okay? I eat it well here. 512 00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:32,208 You, Ece, are a miserable woman. 513 00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:33,708 You are a bad woman. 514 00:24:33,791 --> 00:24:34,666 [Ece] Erdal? 515 00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:41,166 - What are you doing? - I'm mopping. 516 00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:44,416 What are you doing? I couldn't sleep at night either. 517 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:49,083 I saw some stains on the floor, I couldn't resist, I took the mop. I wonder if it would stick to my hand? 518 00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:51,583 It seems to me like you're snooping through the closet, Erdal. 519 00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:55,333 Why did he come like this? There is no such thing. 520 00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:58,000 -Did you have a dream? - What… 521 00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:01,291 A sound like that, a crunch? Because I'm mopping the floor. 522 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:04,166 Oh... You already chained the closet. 523 00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:06,791 You are chained. It's as if we were animals. 524 00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:09,583 You put a lock on it. It won't open anyway. It doesn't fit in your hand either. 525 00:25:09,666 --> 00:25:13,083 I swear, I didn't know how to hug you any other way, Erdal, I'm sorry. 526 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:17,166 So while I'm on a diet, I'm already a person who protects my will. 527 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,458 There is no need for such things, we know. 528 00:25:19,541 --> 00:25:22,541 So, don't eat while you're on a diet. 529 00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:26,208 Everyone knows that it is a civic duty. 530 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:30,291 Isn't it? Since you are doing this diet, you will be holding your throat. 531 00:25:31,916 --> 00:25:33,416 Ok, I'll wait too then. 532 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,250 - Lie down. - I won't go to bed. 533 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:37,916 No, no, no, no... Go to bed, come on. 534 00:25:38,791 --> 00:25:41,791 Go to bed, go to bed. I'll clean it up and come back. Lie down. 535 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:42,833 I'm not going to bed, Erdal! 536 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:46,291 - Lie down. - I won't go to bed, Erdal. 537 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:49,666 Then come and make your own mop. I'm already hungry. 538 00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:52,250 My nerves are already unstable, come and do your mopping. 539 00:26:01,541 --> 00:26:03,375 Mrs. Ece, the first days were difficult. 540 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:05,541 Once you get through the first few days, the rest is very easy. 541 00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:08,375 I am very comfortable, this has been very good for me. 542 00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:11,708 Let me tell you, I've already lost a kilo or two, you know? 543 00:26:11,791 --> 00:26:15,625 How is Erdal Bey? You are watching it. 544 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,416 He is very good too. Now he has a partner in the company, 545 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:20,750 Oğuz is our cousin. I ask him secretly: "Sister is very good, 546 00:26:20,833 --> 00:26:23,416 "He eats all his meals and is totally motivated," she says. 547 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,208 Erdal will probably give it this time. 548 00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:28,291 I swear, Mrs. Ece, keep it between us. 549 00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:31,625 I've never had my eye on your husband. 550 00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,250 It looks like the slippery type. Mrs. Ece, 551 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,958 You're still checking it. 552 00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:39,291 I am a human changer. For example, put it to the test. 553 00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:41,083 Put his favorite things in front of him, 554 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,750 Set a trap for him, let's see if he eats or not. 555 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:46,666 What do you mean by cheat? You know, they put a bone in front of the dog. 556 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,166 They say no, don't eat it, they leave the room, 557 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,125 Then they look at what he did, like him? 558 00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,958 That's right, that's right. 559 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:55,000 We will have a weigh-in when we finish this week. 560 00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:58,791 - Then we will see his weight. - Okay, okay. I will do that. 561 00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:03,208 Test of willpower. I hope Erdal passes this exam too, I think so. 562 00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:04,375 I want it like this. 563 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,375 Anyway, I won't keep you. 564 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,291 Bye bye. 565 00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:13,583 We'll see, Erdal Effendi. I hope, I hope Erdal. 566 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,458 - I understand, sister, I understand. - Tell me again. 567 00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:19,333 I walk in, "We're a new dessert shop in the neighborhood, 568 00:27:19,416 --> 00:27:21,333 "My master sent them to you as a gift." 569 00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:24,958 You will say it exactly like this, look, don't forget it, then give him the kunefe. 570 00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:26,291 Also, be a little convincing! 571 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:30,000 Sister, I repeated it 27 times, for the love of God, it is impossible for me to forget this. 572 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:33,125 Then I could live with this series of dialogues all my life. 573 00:27:33,875 --> 00:27:36,416 How arrogant are you? Go do your job. Arrest. 574 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:42,416 Come on, take it all. Do your job well, okay? Come on kid. 575 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,791 [mysterious music starts] 576 00:27:49,708 --> 00:27:52,208 I say, look at these bubbles, these bubbles didn't exist. 577 00:27:52,291 --> 00:27:55,375 - Sir, that fly droppings, we will clean it up. - What the hell are fly droppings in a closed store? 578 00:27:55,458 --> 00:27:58,166 - He gets involved somehow. - You shit on the side of the car, what did you do? 579 00:27:58,250 --> 00:27:59,250 God forbid, Astagfurullah. 580 00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:05,958 - Brother Assalamualaikum. - Alaikumselam. 581 00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:06,958 I brought you kunefe. 582 00:28:07,041 --> 00:28:09,250 We don't ask for kunefe, do we, son? 583 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:10,958 - No. - No. 584 00:28:11,041 --> 00:28:13,041 No brother, you didn't ask for it, my teacher sent it. 585 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,791 We are a recently opened bakery in the sector. 586 00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:17,125 I wanted to offer it to you for promotional purposes. 587 00:28:17,208 --> 00:28:18,250 Thank you Thank you. 588 00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:21,083 TO! 589 00:28:21,750 --> 00:28:23,958 - It's hot brother. - It's hot, huh. Erdal, yumul. 590 00:28:24,041 --> 00:28:25,916 - What are you saying? Give it to me. - Well, that's terrible. 591 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,083 Erdal… 592 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,708 I will tear you to pieces, Erdal. 593 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,583 I swear I will kill you. 594 00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:36,916 - Let me see. - Is it nice? 595 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,416 De de de de! 596 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,833 - Are we entering? What are you saying? - Dude, what the fuck is this? There is no such thing. 597 00:28:42,125 --> 00:28:43,833 [Ece] Erdal! 598 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,458 You disgraceful bastard! 599 00:28:48,541 --> 00:28:52,125 Gee! What is this? Let it go let it go. Leave! 600 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:54,708 Okay, I'll keep it, I won't eat it. I'll keep it, I won't eat it! 601 00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:56,500 Brother Erdal, Mrs. Ece is coming! 602 00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:58,625 Is Mrs. Ece coming? Take it. 603 00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:01,416 - Take it, take it, son! - I won't stand it, I won't stand it! 604 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:02,833 If only you would take this away from me! 605 00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:07,541 Do you think you can fool me, Erdal? 606 00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:12,583 - Where is that animal? That? Oguz? - Oh, president of Ece, welcome. 607 00:29:12,666 --> 00:29:14,750 Look at me, I'll tear you to pieces, Oguz! Tell me the truth. 608 00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:18,583 But I've never seen him today. It would help if I saw it, but I've never seen it. 609 00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:20,833 Erdal? Erdal, get out! 610 00:29:21,958 --> 00:29:25,416 Erdal, come here quickly! Erdal, I said come here quickly! 611 00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:29,250 Oh, I wonder whose voice this is! 612 00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:32,416 Welcome president of Ece, we were working, but... 613 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:35,250 What a nice surprise! To the! 614 00:29:36,666 --> 00:29:38,916 What a pleasant surprise this is! Welcome my love. 615 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:39,916 Erdal, what's wrong? 616 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,666 You see, right? What happened to your car's crankcase? 617 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:46,166 Now the oil is gone, look, it has become plastic, there has always been hair removal. 618 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:49,291 We call this laziness in automotive parlance, see. 619 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:52,583 Don't shake it, it's a kunefe tray, don't we know? Am I stupid, Erdal? 620 00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,083 Kunefe tray? 621 00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:57,291 Who the hell put the kunefe tray on the A6? 622 00:29:57,833 --> 00:30:00,666 My love, I took him out of the car. I swear, the key is here, look. 623 00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:03,833 Don't drive me crazy by doing stupid tricks, don't drive me crazy, I'll burn this place down in Erdal! 624 00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:06,958 I sent you the kunefe to test you. 625 00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:10,625 I watched from here too, you ate like a piece of cake, Erdal! You ate like glass! 626 00:30:10,708 --> 00:30:13,833 My love, we ate two forks, we couldn't resist! We are humans too. 627 00:30:13,916 --> 00:30:16,375 I wish you were human, Erdal! You ate like an animal! 628 00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:19,708 Animal! I saw it with my own eyes. God damn you! 629 00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:20,875 It's okay, I won't do it again. 630 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:23,208 What about "I won't"? animal friend! We are talking about your health. 631 00:30:23,291 --> 00:30:24,125 Look, I promised. 632 00:30:24,208 --> 00:30:27,083 You swore fifteen times you wouldn't eat it. Didn't you? 633 00:30:27,166 --> 00:30:28,833 - Okay, I won't do it again. - Come on! 634 00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:32,666 From now on, Erdal, it doesn't matter what the fuck you do. 635 00:30:32,750 --> 00:30:37,250 Look, it doesn't matter what the fuck you do, Erdal. Do what you do. 636 00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:41,375 Will you have a heart attack or will your brain get fat? 637 00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,500 - Repentance, may God bless you. - Will you have a heart attack? 638 00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:46,375 Whatever happens, I don't care, Erdal. 639 00:30:46,458 --> 00:30:48,416 - Alright. - Don't come home at night. 640 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,541 - That? - Don't let my eyes see you. 641 00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:53,625 Don't come, don't come home after all these lies. It's over Erdal, it's over! 642 00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:57,125 I didn't lie, I confessed it. I confessed and said I ate it anyway. 643 00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:01,041 What kind of imperiousness is this? What the hell is this... 644 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:05,625 You see, right? How in love with me? She cares about my health, she loves me very much. 645 00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:10,791 Yes, Mr. Erdal. Let's see how many kilos we lost. 646 00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:12,083 Let's see, lucky me teacher. 647 00:31:12,166 --> 00:31:14,250 - You were very stable. - Yes sir. 648 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:17,583 We ate everything you sent us, finished the inside of the boxes and came. 649 00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:20,708 Excellent! We will get great results then now. 650 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:23,958 - Actually? - Yes sir, I hope so. Of course first... 651 00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:25,958 - God willing. - With a little luck. 652 00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:27,583 - Let me weigh you. - Is that so, sir? 653 00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:29,166 - Yes, please press. - Yes, I pressed it. 654 00:31:29,250 --> 00:31:32,083 - Hold on both sides. - So we raise our thumb. 655 00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:33,666 - So, Erdal. - Yes. 656 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:35,291 - Master, you are belittling me. - Please don't push. 657 00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:37,750 - He's trying to make me obese. - No, don't pressure him. 658 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:39,958 - No, that's why Erdal couldn't do anything. - OK. 659 00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:43,041 - Okay, hold on. Look the other way, Mr. Erdal. - I did. I'm looking. 660 00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:44,666 Okay, now let's see. 661 00:31:45,791 --> 00:31:48,041 But you always push the wrong buttons, sir. 662 00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:50,666 - Do you know better than me, Mr. Erdal? - Well, you entered my gender as female. 663 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:53,500 Your fingers are full of stuffing, you pressed it wrong, sir. 664 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:56,833 If you let me, I'll do my job. Your fingers don't look very thin either, do they? 665 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,666 Well, here's my weight, sir. 666 00:32:04,708 --> 00:32:05,708 Is this a joke? 667 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,208 Very bad Erdal, very bad. 668 00:32:08,291 --> 00:32:11,916 Sir, now the jacket is alone, since this is a wool jacket, merino, 669 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,083 This will go anyway sir, this jacket weighs four kilos. 670 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,291 It was already wrong that you judged me with this. 671 00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:19,625 I don't think this has anything to do with the jacket or anything. 672 00:32:19,708 --> 00:32:22,708 This is the first time this has happened to me. You ate something. 673 00:32:22,791 --> 00:32:23,875 - Seven! - I didn't eat it. 674 00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:25,541 - Master, seven! - I didn't eat it, sir. 675 00:32:25,625 --> 00:32:28,333 I did what we talked about, I secretly sent kunefe. 676 00:32:28,416 --> 00:32:30,958 Erdal ate like glass, he ate like an ox. 677 00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:32,291 I know. 678 00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:34,750 What do you mean "we talked about"? Kunefe? 679 00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:38,791 The doctor told me to do something like this and try it. 680 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,041 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 681 00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:44,916 Is this what he told you so you could plot against your husband? 682 00:32:45,541 --> 00:32:47,208 Erdal, your name is not a conspiracy. 683 00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:50,833 - We tried. - Then I can't say anything. 684 00:32:50,916 --> 00:32:52,541 I currently have… 685 00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:55,208 I'm in shock right now. 686 00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:58,125 And you, sir? Lord, how could you? 687 00:32:58,208 --> 00:33:01,875 Do you know how he organized a conspiracy against his patient with a patient's spouse? 688 00:33:01,958 --> 00:33:04,500 How can this happen, something like this? They officially framed me. 689 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,583 What conspiracy, Erdal? Is this called conspiracy? 690 00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:08,791 Two women put their heads together and defeated a man. 691 00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:10,541 - Like that. - But I do this... 692 00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:12,500 I have also seen this in a movie. 693 00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:15,750 Safe insurance. Was he playing Al Pacino or what? 694 00:33:15,833 --> 00:33:18,833 A woman is sexually suspicious of her husband. 695 00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:22,791 Our people suspect us as food. I suspected it was sexual. 696 00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:25,375 He goes and rents a woman to a pimp, 697 00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:29,708 of a pimp wearing a zebra print pimp t-shirt like this one. 698 00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:32,000 I was renting a woman in the movie, sir. 699 00:33:32,583 --> 00:33:35,083 She sends that woman to this and is plotting against her husband. 700 00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:38,458 But whose idea is it? From the pimp. Pimp over there, dietitian over here. 701 00:33:38,541 --> 00:33:40,291 - It's the same. - No. The doctor is not a pimp, Erdal. 702 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,375 - No, I'm the doctor... God forbid. - The doctor is not a pimp, Erdal. 703 00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:46,416 - I'm not saying he's a pimp, of course not. - Sorry, I couldn't train this. 704 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,541 - Of course, a dietitian is not called a pimp. - This receives each command, 705 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:51,250 But he could never learn "No." 706 00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:53,250 - That's it, now he's talking nonsense. - My love, am I a dog? 707 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:55,000 - E Erdal, you eat like an animal. - What do you mean he couldn't learn "no"? 708 00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:58,625 - I don't know if you are a dog, a bear or a calf. - At least tell him he's urinating with excitement. 709 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:01,708 - I'm hitting you with newspaper, say, what is this? - Come on honey, you too, come on honey. 710 00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:04,291 Can I tell you something, Mr. Erdal? Willpower makes the difference. 711 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:07,291 - Actually? - It's not your body, it's your character that is weakened. 712 00:34:07,375 --> 00:34:08,958 - He has a weak character. - Unfortunately. 713 00:34:09,041 --> 00:34:10,500 - Unfortunately? - Unfortunately, Erdal. 714 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:12,166 - Do I have a weak character? - Yes. 715 00:34:12,375 --> 00:34:15,000 My character is weak, do you mean it's pitiful? 716 00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:16,541 - Is it my character? - Like that. 717 00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,208 - Shall I tell you something, ma'am? - Here you go. 718 00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:20,375 Your character is also weak. 719 00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:27,875 What's happening? You didn't expect this, your character is also weak. 720 00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:29,208 - Erdal. -And even… 721 00:34:30,166 --> 00:34:31,000 You are dirty inside! 722 00:34:32,291 --> 00:34:34,583 - Erdal, please pay attention to your tone. - You're dirty inside. 723 00:34:34,666 --> 00:34:37,750 - Yes, yes. - Please, Erdal, pay attention to your tone! 724 00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:42,458 You're dirty inside, yes. You, Asterix's friend, Hopdediks, are Gaulish! 725 00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:45,791 You come from that town. If you braid your hair on both sides, 726 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:49,125 You are truly Gallic. And you also place a tuman under you, up to the navel... 727 00:34:49,208 --> 00:34:50,625 - You are Gaul! - That's enough, you too! 728 00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:52,000 Don't exceed your limits! 729 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:54,291 Yes, we will say this, we will talk. Speaking Turkish! 730 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:57,458 Whoever has the leash around your neck, 731 00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:59,833 Let whoever finances you come. 732 00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:01,750 -Let your brothers come! - Don't talk nonsense, enough! 733 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:04,541 Let your brothers come! We perform abortions here. 734 00:35:04,625 --> 00:35:08,541 - I'll call 155, traitor! Traitor! - Erdal, that's enough! 735 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,500 - Traitor! - Enough, get out, okay! 736 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:11,458 Bad manners! 737 00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:13,750 I'll get you out of here with a forklift. 738 00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:15,625 - Come and get it! - Can I tell you something? 739 00:35:15,708 --> 00:35:17,041 - Like this! - I'm protesting to you. 740 00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:19,416 - I go out barefoot to the square! - Oh come on! 741 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,625 I will walk through the square. 742 00:35:21,708 --> 00:35:24,208 Let the whole square speak, the customer came out barefoot. 743 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:25,708 Escape! Because you're too lazy to use it, come on! 744 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:27,833 - Gaul! Hopdediks! - Forward! 745 00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:29,375 You hopdediks! Security! 746 00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:31,333 - Bad manners! Security! - You weigh a thousand kilos! 747 00:35:31,416 --> 00:35:33,208 Go now! Bad manners! 748 00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:36,291 Animal boy. 749 00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:41,041 The man says pimp. Galia says, Hopdediks says. 750 00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:43,000 Can you even say, "For God's sake?" 751 00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:45,583 Something like that happens to people now... Again... 752 00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:48,625 I'm so tired. I'm very tired. 753 00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:50,250 So this is not going to happen. 754 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:53,208 A man's wife would never think of doing such a thing. 755 00:35:53,291 --> 00:35:56,125 You know, our other friends were also the subject of such conspiracies, but 756 00:35:56,208 --> 00:35:57,958 It was more sexual in nature. 757 00:35:58,041 --> 00:36:03,208 You know, people wish it were like that. Does it suit you, Ece? You can see it well? 758 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:06,208 I also put the plug in my ear, I'm going to plug it in from now on. Oh my god, sleep. 759 00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:08,666 It doesn't matter what I do. Does he snore or grunt? 760 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,708 Is it just "hik" anymore? 761 00:36:10,791 --> 00:36:12,958 I won't be able to hear it, but if something happens, I won't be able to hear it either. 762 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:23,666 - Girls, look at the news. - What's happening? 763 00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:26,916 Last year, divorces increased by 47 percent. 764 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,583 And 76 percent of them are due to deception. 765 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:33,333 I'm very sorry, look at this news. 766 00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:35,333 Everyone I hear these days is getting divorced. 767 00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:38,333 You know, there was one thing, the singer Berkut. He was also divorcing his wife. 768 00:36:38,416 --> 00:36:40,750 - Did he cheat too? - So his wife cheated on him. 769 00:36:41,791 --> 00:36:42,833 It's a little complicated 770 00:36:42,916 --> 00:36:45,708 Now when his wife cheated on him, he cheated on her with someone else. 771 00:36:45,791 --> 00:36:48,875 But the woman also had a husband and she cheated on him. 772 00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:51,625 - So many traps, so many. - Oh, what the hell, it's ugly. 773 00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:54,458 And why do they deceive me so much? I mean, they should just get divorced, bro. 774 00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:56,958 - None. - That's why I'm not getting married. 775 00:36:57,041 --> 00:36:59,166 Because I'm getting divorced, I mean, anyway. 776 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:01,916 Oh look, can I tell you something? 777 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,291 Do you know that I hope God brings you someone like Erdal? 778 00:37:05,916 --> 00:37:06,750 Amen. 779 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:10,083 Erdal is a very good person. Look, Erdal won't do anything to bother me. 780 00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:12,833 - He is very conscientious. - Oh, if it's good, let it go to heaven, brother. 781 00:37:12,916 --> 00:37:14,166 Haha, how nice you said that. 782 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:16,875 My love, this has nothing to do with kindness or conscience. 783 00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:21,375 Any man who has the opportunity does it. It's in your genes, we know. 784 00:37:21,458 --> 00:37:23,333 - Exactly. - Thing… 785 00:37:23,416 --> 00:37:25,750 It may seem like I'm burying Erdal a little, but, 786 00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:28,666 Erdal can't do it anyway, so he can't manage it. That way he will find another wife. 787 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:31,833 Then he will cheat on me. I don't eat it anyway. That's difficult. 788 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:33,375 It's so easy. 789 00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:36,000 - Exactly. - There is an application for this job. 790 00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:39,083 - Of cheating? - Oh yeah. 791 00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:41,750 Wow, we probably know. 792 00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:44,041 We know it, but now you too, times have changed, 793 00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:46,375 People make friends from there, don't do it. 794 00:37:46,458 --> 00:37:48,458 - Look, says friend. - Dear, this is not like that. 795 00:37:48,541 --> 00:37:50,833 - What does it mean? - One or two levels up. 796 00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:54,500 Look, honey. This is the movement, see? Note this move. 797 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,125 You swipe left on the one you like like this. 798 00:37:57,208 --> 00:38:00,000 Then you go to bed, then your wife throws you out on the street, etc. 799 00:38:00,083 --> 00:38:01,750 This is exactly how the process works. 800 00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:04,291 Look, he called evil again, you always call evil. 801 00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:06,541 Don't do that, you'll never go back to normal, right? 802 00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:08,416 Dear, I am not invoking evil. 803 00:38:09,125 --> 00:38:11,208 You see what's happening, I'm just cautious. 804 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:14,416 Well, be careful, you never know. 805 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,250 - Be careful. - There is no suitable music. 806 00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:20,708 Girls, I'm married to Erdal. I think you're forgetting. 807 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:23,666 So I have nothing to pay attention to. 808 00:38:29,041 --> 00:38:30,875 - Let's take it easy. - Thank. 809 00:38:32,916 --> 00:38:35,291 Oh, would you look? Would you look at this? 810 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,291 Would you look at this? I swear, what were those days? You remember, right? 811 00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:40,875 I took the photo, brother. 812 00:38:40,958 --> 00:38:43,250 This tire was flat, isn't this the day we came to the industry? 813 00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:44,166 Exactly. 814 00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:46,166 How I loved those yellow Vosvos. 815 00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:48,041 I was obsessed, huh. He really loved it. 816 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:50,583 Ece is the president, Ece is the president, he is over here. 817 00:38:50,666 --> 00:38:52,750 25, 26? Crunchy. 818 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:55,541 - Now, of course, it has collapsed. - No, don't say that brother, she's still a beautiful girl. 819 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:58,250 - No, he is 35 years old now. - That's all? 820 00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,125 - Of course, in 10 days it's his birthday. - What are you saying? 821 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:01,916 - Of course. - So what did you do? Have you made a plan or something? 822 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,625 Now what I say is that we prepare a yellow cake with the Vosvos theme. Alright? 823 00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:09,208 You know, when you say cake, it's not just a small cake, son. 824 00:39:09,291 --> 00:39:11,666 You know, a cake shaped like vows. 825 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:15,041 I mean, it's like that, the smoke comes out of its exhaust pipes in a rotating motion. 826 00:39:15,125 --> 00:39:18,708 Are they producing liquid nitrogen or nitrogen? I want to get rid of it, what do you say? 827 00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:22,541 No need bro, just pick up a roadside daisy on the way home and send a message. 828 00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:23,916 It will be less, it will be less. 829 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,791 Well, it will probably be less, that's what we say, Erdal. You're crazy? It is the woman's 35th birthday. 830 00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:31,500 Look, you're going to properly celebrate the women's fifth birthday. 831 00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:35,166 31st celebration, 32nd celebration, 33rd celebration, 34th celebration 832 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:39,750 But on the 35th, 45th, 25th, you must celebrate them properly, brother. 833 00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:43,416 Look, I recently saw on social media that the things people love are now 834 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,541 They make models of the things they are obsessed with. 835 00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:48,375 Good idea, Vosvos. Put your own figures inside, small or small. 836 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:52,541 What the hell is that, Oğuz? You are giving meaningless ideas. 837 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:55,750 Should we buy the girl a toy? Then let's buy two firecracker guns. 838 00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:58,458 Then go and make a cake bro, you can finish it all in 15 minutes. 839 00:39:58,541 --> 00:40:01,250 My son, my idea is bad, your idea is also bad, God forbid... 840 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:04,500 So let's think, let's develop. Let's produce and be open to new ideas. 841 00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,541 Mr. Erdal. Very sorry, 842 00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:08,708 I heard it accidentally. Actually, it's not my habit. 843 00:40:08,791 --> 00:40:11,791 - Why are you listening to us? - If you listen to me, I have an idea, I have a suggestion. 844 00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:14,541 Like this. We are open to all kinds of ideas, this is a democratic environment. 845 00:40:14,625 --> 00:40:16,083 My aunt will probably turn 35? 846 00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:18,458 - Yes. - What did my aunt like? You. 847 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:19,375 Did you hear that too? 848 00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:21,166 We hear you brother. You're screaming loudly, like... 849 00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:24,333 - From now on, use headphones while you work. - No sir, I can't use it, I feel uncomfortable. 850 00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:26,333 What is this place sir? Isn't it an industrial site? 851 00:40:26,416 --> 00:40:28,333 - Yes. - Can we find all kinds of pieces here? 852 00:40:28,416 --> 00:40:30,041 - We'll find it. - There is internet, right? 853 00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:32,458 - There is. - There are these vehicle sites that sell vehicles. 854 00:40:32,541 --> 00:40:36,041 If you can find a vehicle, Vosvos. Although the color doesn't matter. 855 00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:38,291 - Yes. - Come and bring that vehicle here. 856 00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:42,875 If I don't do it like Cillop, I will remove my name from this industry. 857 00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:45,750 What do you say, Oguz? So, while we are talking about things that are worth 10 or 15 thousand lira, 858 00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:47,833 You made us worth between 300 and 400 thousand lire. 859 00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:49,750 - Sir, isn't it worth it? - That? 860 00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:51,750 Isn't it worth it for our ladies? I love your eyes. 861 00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:55,250 And when did you become such a romantic wanderer, master? Ha? 862 00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:58,333 Well, if you value women so much? 863 00:40:58,416 --> 00:41:00,208 His wife has been toothless for three years. 864 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,583 - I did it. - How did you do it? He is missing two front teeth. 865 00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:04,416 - They're done sir, they're done. - Has it been done? 866 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:06,541 - I had an implant, of course. - Implant? 867 00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:07,833 Screw implant. Screw. 868 00:41:07,916 --> 00:41:09,666 You made them with screws, of course, you take them off at night. 869 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:10,875 No, it's permanent. 870 00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:16,833 Oguz, I don't know. It's his 35th birthday, I want it to be something big, but... 871 00:41:16,916 --> 00:41:18,208 I don't know, is it worth it? 872 00:41:18,291 --> 00:41:21,541 Erdal. If we can do what the teacher says 873 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:24,500 The next 15 or 20 years are guaranteed, brother. 874 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:26,250 - I swear to God. - You will be able to travel with peace of mind. 875 00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:28,166 - Under oath? - Well done, teacher! 876 00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:31,041 - I agree, you can also travel very comfortably. - Well done to you. 877 00:41:31,125 --> 00:41:33,083 I give you a bonus of two salaries. 878 00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:36,916 Mr. Erdal, last time you said two salary bonuses, but you didn't give them. 879 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,750 - I say the same thing again. - Four salary bonuses? 880 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:41,083 - I won't give it again. -Oh... 881 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,125 - It's okay anyway. I don't want a bonus. - Yeah? 882 00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:45,250 Has the idea I presented received approval, sir? 883 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:48,416 - He took it, he took it. - Okay, you got it, let's get to work. 884 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,750 - I'm starting my job. - Yes let's go. 885 00:41:49,833 --> 00:41:51,458 - Thank you. - I have a request. 886 00:41:51,541 --> 00:41:53,291 - Here? - You talk like this among yourselves, 887 00:41:53,375 --> 00:41:55,458 Don't speak at high decibels, I feel uncomfortable. 888 00:41:55,541 --> 00:41:57,416 Well, can I ask something too? 889 00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:00,166 Don't listen to us when we install window tints there, you're always blowing bubbles. 890 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:02,625 - You're screaming loudly. - There are no blows. 891 00:42:02,708 --> 00:42:04,625 A curtain or something in between. We have no privacy left, Erdal. 892 00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:08,166 Oğuz, as you said, building a car from scratch can be expensive, 893 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:12,083 Let's see, if we find a nice and clean one, we'll stick it on and go for a Vosvos, eh? 894 00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:13,041 Behind. 895 00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:15,125 Look, I'll look for it, if you find it send me a message. 896 00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:16,166 - OK. - OK? 897 00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:34,500 Look honey, this is the move. Have you seen? Note this move. 898 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:48,666 Lower back! 899 00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:54,291 - What happened? - What did you laugh at? 900 00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:56,833 - So that? - So you laugh, I say, why are you laughing? 901 00:42:56,916 --> 00:43:01,000 No, I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. I didn't laugh, I was watching the news. 902 00:43:02,291 --> 00:43:04,541 - Are you going to say something? - No, I won't say anything, look, dear. 903 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:05,958 - OK. - Look, you. 904 00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:13,041 - Erdal? - Mister? 905 00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:15,083 What is happening? What are these hikers? What happened? 906 00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:19,416 When Erdal suddenly called me, I felt chills. 907 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,416 Don't shout like that, stay quiet at home. 908 00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:24,000 Off screen. I'm not looking at anything. 909 00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:28,041 - Erdal, I didn't ask for your phone number. - No, screen closed. Black screen. 910 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:30,875 Black screen. 911 00:43:31,833 --> 00:43:33,333 No, we just said, let's chat. 912 00:43:33,416 --> 00:43:36,791 - He always has a phone in his hand. - Let's do it, let's do it, precious. 913 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:38,791 I leave it. I leave it. 914 00:43:39,958 --> 00:43:43,208 Let's talk my love. I'm looking for news that says you're working. 915 00:43:43,291 --> 00:43:47,000 - I'm working, I can also chat. - Let's do it, let's do it. Enjoy. 916 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:50,333 How was your day today? It's a little bit like, is there something bothering you? 917 00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:52,375 I'm not upset about anything, Erdal. 918 00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:55,958 - We read a lot of things, Erdal. - Oh, don't read. 919 00:43:56,041 --> 00:43:59,000 Well, we're reading, Erdal. There are many divorces, I don't know what is happening. 920 00:43:59,083 --> 00:44:03,083 May God protect you from the evil eye, do not do those things. Very far, very far from us. 921 00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:14,083 - What's happening? - What happened? 922 00:44:14,166 --> 00:44:15,958 - Why are you looking at me? - No, nothing. 923 00:44:16,041 --> 00:44:18,041 - No, you're just looking at me. - No, off screen. 924 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:21,708 Off screen, nothing. Why should I look at you? 925 00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:23,666 So is there a reason for me to look at you? 926 00:44:23,750 --> 00:44:26,333 - I don't understand, that's what I'm asking. - No, nothing. And I say no. 927 00:44:26,416 --> 00:44:27,708 I'm looking at the closed screen. 928 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,000 How do you hold your phone like that? 929 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:32,458 I keep it in front of my eyes. 930 00:44:32,541 --> 00:44:35,041 Erdal is in front of your eyes... Keep him here, keep him trapped. 931 00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:38,333 No. My head is burning. I visualize myself talking to you. 932 00:44:38,416 --> 00:44:41,333 If I look ahead, I keep it in front of me. Let me look ahead. Look. 933 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:43,833 I hold it in front of me. 934 00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:46,166 Can you turn your phone screen towards me? 935 00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:48,958 Closed. Off screen. 936 00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:53,000 Why should I hide the closed screen? Why should I keep it that way? 937 00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:55,208 Off screen. 938 00:44:56,666 --> 00:44:59,750 Look, your eyes started to look elsewhere. What happened? 939 00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:01,750 - My love, can such a thing happen? - Why are you laughing right now? 940 00:45:02,875 --> 00:45:04,958 - Why are you laughing? - You know I laugh under pressure. 941 00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:07,125 I know why you feel under pressure. 942 00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:09,250 No no. When you ask strange questions... 943 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:10,875 Am I asking strange questions? Look at your situation... 944 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,750 Not "Why did you hold it like that, why did you do it?" 945 00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:15,291 - Erdal, you are holding your phone strangely. - No no. There is nothing. 946 00:45:16,875 --> 00:45:18,000 Okay, I'll leave it, I'll leave it. 947 00:45:19,375 --> 00:45:21,458 - Can you hang up that phone correctly? - Properly. 948 00:45:21,541 --> 00:45:23,166 Can you put that phone in correctly? 949 00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:25,041 How should I say it? It doesn't stop when you put it like that. 950 00:45:26,041 --> 00:45:28,166 I can't put it on its side either, so I put it like this. 951 00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:31,166 Put it correctly, you would put it like this, your phone screen will be like this. 952 00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:33,208 Well, I put it this way with the screen facing up. 953 00:45:34,291 --> 00:45:36,166 Why are you so focused on your phone? 954 00:45:36,916 --> 00:45:38,041 - Erdal… - What happened? 955 00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:44,416 - Look, you're really starting to get on my nerves. - What happened? 956 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:46,208 Why do you get nervous for no reason? 957 00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:48,458 - So... - There's nothing to worry about. 958 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,208 Erdal puts his phone away properly... Why are you acting strange? 959 00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:01,250 - Why do you keep the phone? What are you doing? - I put my phone in my pocket. 960 00:46:01,333 --> 00:46:04,208 Erdal, can you put a phone like that in your pocket? Why do you put your phone in your pocket? 961 00:46:04,291 --> 00:46:06,291 - I put it in my pocket. - Erdal… 962 00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:09,833 Oh my god... Shouldn't it sting? So what should I do? I don't understand the phone. 963 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:13,458 What should I do with my phone? Damn your phone. 964 00:46:13,541 --> 00:46:15,958 Can I tell you something, Erdal? Look, I hope so. 965 00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:17,916 - Mister? Because? - Look, I hope so. 966 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,916 - Because? - I hope so, Erdal. 967 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,708 - I hope so. With a little luck. - I hope so, Erdal. 968 00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:32,583 What happened my love? 969 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:36,000 You left this and that, what did you do? Did you find anything in the ads? 970 00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:39,666 - Last night I took two circular cars. - Well, great. 971 00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:42,250 While looking at the photos, Ece started to get angry. 972 00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:44,625 - What does that have to do with this? - Brother, I don't understand either, what's the point? 973 00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:47,416 He looks at me like that from afar like a cat, wondering what I'm doing or what I'm doing. 974 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:50,458 I turn the screen so I can't see it, the more I turn it the hairier it gets. 975 00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:54,041 I leave it. Now I came this morning and found 4 or 5 very beautiful ones. Do you have anything? 976 00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:55,750 I also found a couple of things. Come on, call yours. 977 00:46:55,833 --> 00:46:57,166 Our first lucky winner is from Malatya. 978 00:46:57,250 --> 00:46:59,625 Hello? Assalamu alaikum uncle! 979 00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:03,208 What if I called about the car in this ad, what is its condition? 980 00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:05,833 It doesn't have an engine. What did you do to the engine? You sold the engine. 981 00:47:05,916 --> 00:47:08,250 Or close it, it's a waste of time. Close it. 982 00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:11,333 Hello, I called about the car. This Tostos ad, yes. 983 00:47:11,416 --> 00:47:13,166 How much do you say, dad? 984 00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:15,125 415? You say too much. 985 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:18,083 Let me tell you something, I'll give you 320... 986 00:47:18,166 --> 00:47:22,166 Okay, you say something, you say it. Although not 415. You said something. 987 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:26,791 410... Let's do it like this, I tell you 325, let me come at five. 988 00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:28,375 Okay, go ahead and fuck off. 989 00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:31,375 - You said very little, that's why. - Should I call again? 990 00:47:31,458 --> 00:47:34,291 Hello. I just called, you swore and hung up. 991 00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:35,250 330? 992 00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:39,791 Let that phone into you, let that phone into you. That phone is for you... Your mother and your sister. Near. 993 00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:40,875 340? 994 00:47:41,791 --> 00:47:44,833 I am your pussy... The man says bad words up to 340. 995 00:47:44,916 --> 00:47:46,333 I wonder what the 350 pattern would be. 996 00:47:46,416 --> 00:47:50,791 Hello. Have a nice day. I called about the ad, model 76 Vosvos. With sliding doors? 997 00:47:50,875 --> 00:47:53,541 - It's the minibus. - Oh, is this a minibus? 998 00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,416 Oh, this is the minibus. I understand 999 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:58,958 Or they are very popular and loved, but we look for Tostos. 1000 00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:02,583 Yes, yes. It's so popular, isn't it always camping? Is that your goal too? 1001 00:48:02,666 --> 00:48:04,875 No? You are recording videos. I understand 1002 00:48:04,958 --> 00:48:07,583 Well, YouTube and all, those heads. 1003 00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:10,541 Oh no, it's not YouTube? Three friends, you set out. 1004 00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:13,708 You drive and two sit in the back, right? 1005 00:48:13,791 --> 00:48:17,250 You open the sliding door from the side of the road and let a man in behind, 1006 00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:19,958 Two friends slide into it? Is there a 360 camera? 1007 00:48:20,041 --> 00:48:22,625 Can we see the car? My cousin will come. 1008 00:48:22,708 --> 00:48:24,541 You want to sit in the back, right? 1009 00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:27,583 Sir, will that vehicle be sold? Don't do it, let me love your eyes. 1010 00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,291 It is the car we are all looking for. 1011 00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:32,208 [Ece] It happened just as you said. 1012 00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:34,916 He kept passing his finger like this, like this, like this, like this. 1013 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,916 A strange smile on his face. 1014 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,083 I say: "Dear Erdal, what are you doing?" I say hide the phone there. 1015 00:48:40,875 --> 00:48:42,458 He thinks I won't see him. "Erdal, what are you doing?" I say, 1016 00:48:42,541 --> 00:48:45,125 He does those things. Strange, strange, strange movements. 1017 00:48:45,208 --> 00:48:46,416 Play with your eyes apart. 1018 00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:50,375 I don't know, there's a bad smell in the house right now. There is a bad smell. 1019 00:48:50,458 --> 00:48:52,458 You said Erdal wouldn't do it, he wouldn't do it, what happened? 1020 00:48:52,541 --> 00:48:54,750 My dear, I say he won't, because he can't. 1021 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:59,083 He can't do it, that's why I say he won't do it. That idiot makes a mess. 1022 00:48:59,166 --> 00:49:03,666 You will be afraid of the one who seems so incompetent. My uncle was like that too, he cheated on my aunt, 1023 00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:06,250 He also had two children with the woman he cheated on. 1024 00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:10,208 What are you saying about my life? God forbid! 1025 00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:11,708 Dear, God does not protect me. 1026 00:49:11,791 --> 00:49:16,541 He shamelessly rented a house for his lover in the complex where my aunt lived! 1027 00:49:16,625 --> 00:49:20,916 What's happening? Aunt, aren't you ashamed to rent a house to your lover where I live? says. 1028 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,041 What do you like about what my brother-in-law says? 1029 00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:26,208 "Should I have gotten stuck in traffic on the bridge? I spent more time with you." says. 1030 00:49:26,291 --> 00:49:28,041 Shameless, shameless boy! 1031 00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:32,500 My blood was drained. Don't talk foolishly. Your uncle is a whore too. Erdal, right? 1032 00:49:32,583 --> 00:49:35,291 Well, my dear, all men have the potential to be whores. 1033 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:37,000 I don't trust any of them. 1034 00:49:37,083 --> 00:49:39,833 - So how did my aunt catch my uncle? - As? 1035 00:49:39,916 --> 00:49:41,500 - Do they have GPS chips? - That? 1036 00:49:41,583 --> 00:49:44,500 He used it where my uncle wouldn't see it. 1037 00:49:44,583 --> 00:49:46,375 Anyway, my uncle doesn't know anything about the world. 1038 00:49:46,916 --> 00:49:50,041 He went on, on, on so beautifully... 1039 00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:52,583 He grabbed him by the neck with a snap. Yes. 1040 00:49:54,083 --> 00:49:56,000 We will do the same. Now look. 1041 00:49:58,541 --> 00:50:00,125 - What is this? - What is this? 1042 00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:03,041 This is the GPS chip that we install in logistics vehicles. 1043 00:50:03,791 --> 00:50:05,750 With this, where the vehicles went, where they stopped, 1044 00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:09,333 We keep track of when they came back, how far they went, and how far they went. 1045 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:14,333 - Take this now. - Dear, what are you doing in front of everyone? 1046 00:50:14,416 --> 00:50:17,291 Just hide it in an inconspicuous place, that fool won't notice it anyway. 1047 00:50:17,375 --> 00:50:20,291 Then we will follow it beautifully, beautifully, beautifully, beautifully. 1048 00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:23,375 I hope he doesn't. Of course not, I hope. 1049 00:50:23,458 --> 00:50:25,708 But if he does, we'll hunt him down like a partridge. 1050 00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:30,666 - You're so bad, huh. - We didn't get to where we are today, dear. 1051 00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:32,625 You're tough, obviously. 1052 00:50:33,708 --> 00:50:35,708 Clear. Look at the position the moon man put me in. 1053 00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:37,791 I'm going crazy now, I'm going crazy. 1054 00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:39,791 - Anyway, it's okay. - Don't eat. 1055 00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:40,958 One left. 1056 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:43,333 - Come on, good one. - I have an announcement left, hello? 1057 00:50:43,416 --> 00:50:45,291 Good morning Mrs. Sema, how are you? 1058 00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:46,625 The woman is beautiful. 1059 00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:49,791 Thank you sir, you have a very nice tone of voice, let me say that first. 1060 00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:51,875 Thank you, I'm Erdal Tay, Tayoto. 1061 00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:56,041 Yes, we are a well-established organization that has been serving the industry for 15 years. 1062 00:50:56,125 --> 00:50:58,333 - Come on, brother, come on. - I called you about the announcement. 1063 00:50:58,416 --> 00:51:00,791 Are there any parts that change? 1064 00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:02,791 No. All original. 1065 00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:05,916 How gorgeous. I swear, I mean 1066 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:09,541 We talk to people like that in this sector, Mrs. Sema. 1067 00:51:09,625 --> 00:51:11,958 Your voice sounds like medicine, let me tell you that. 1068 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:15,416 I'm sure the car is as clean as you are. 1069 00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:19,125 When can we meet? No, not us. I'm asking about the car. 1070 00:51:19,708 --> 00:51:23,583 You are available today. Wait a second, let me check my schedule. It's a little busy today. 1071 00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:27,083 - Go, go. You go, I'll take care of it. - I'm available in an hour. Yes. 1072 00:51:30,083 --> 00:51:31,083 [kiss sound] Yes. 1073 00:51:33,333 --> 00:51:35,500 [imitates her speech] Yes, Mrs. Sema. 1074 00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:38,541 No no. I'm eating at the same time, sorry. 1075 00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:41,666 You assign a position. Of course, of course, of course. I usually come quickly. 1076 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,333 Yes, if the roads are empty. 1077 00:51:48,541 --> 00:51:51,250 See you soon, Mrs. Sema. Thank you very much sir. 1078 00:51:53,666 --> 00:51:56,125 I love doing business with these women. 1079 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:09,583 Miss Sema, would you allow me this? Please. I'm doing an appraisal. 1080 00:52:09,666 --> 00:52:13,958 At that moment I would like to be alone with the car. This is my work ethic and morality. 1081 00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:16,000 - Sure, sure, whatever you want, go ahead. - Yes. 1082 00:52:20,333 --> 00:52:22,125 No problem, right? 1083 00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:24,958 Everything is normal. I am doing the necessary checks. 1084 00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:32,541 Yes. 1085 00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:35,041 Should I kick him? 1086 00:52:35,125 --> 00:52:39,625 It doesn't break. Telescopic. This lasts longer than expected. 1087 00:52:39,708 --> 00:52:43,375 I have a saying: "Whoever can't film me should use a Tostos antenna." 1088 00:53:02,666 --> 00:53:06,333 - Let me get into it. - Sure, sure, go ahead. What does it mean? 1089 00:53:06,416 --> 00:53:08,041 - I'm moving forward. - Here, come in. 1090 00:53:09,041 --> 00:53:09,916 Bismillah. 1091 00:53:10,958 --> 00:53:13,166 - Can I just say one thing? - Yes. 1092 00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:16,166 - It looks very good on you. This car suits you very well. - Actually? 1093 00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:17,791 - I'm running it, with your permission. - Sure, go ahead. 1094 00:53:17,875 --> 00:53:21,958 [engine started, engine revving] 1095 00:53:22,041 --> 00:53:22,958 [Erdal] Yes. 1096 00:53:24,416 --> 00:53:28,041 Let me tell you this, the interior and the sound of the car, 1097 00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:30,083 It's much prettier from the outside. 1098 00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:32,250 Thank you very much, it really is. 1099 00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:33,791 And there is such an essence here 1100 00:53:33,875 --> 00:53:36,416 It smells like perfume, it smells perfect. 1101 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:39,958 Thanks for noticing it. This is my own perfume. 1102 00:53:40,041 --> 00:53:43,416 - Correct? - It's a wonderful perfume, let me show it to you right now. 1103 00:53:43,500 --> 00:53:48,875 No, if you hadn't done something, no, no... Madam... Many things like this have happened. 1104 00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:50,791 - Here you have it. Yes. - Oh, is this it? 1105 00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:53,541 - What name? The bohemian, beautiful. - Bohemia. 1106 00:53:53,625 --> 00:53:55,750 - No, no, don't do anything. - As? 1107 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:57,833 Okay ma'am, very good, very kind. Okay, that's enough. 1108 00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:06,208 Yes. So let's do it this way, I'll give you a card from me. 1109 00:54:06,291 --> 00:54:08,708 - Erdal Tay, Tay Automotive. - Pleased to meet you. 1110 00:54:08,791 --> 00:54:10,583 - I have a partner. - Yeah? 1111 00:54:10,666 --> 00:54:12,833 Let me meet with him and I'll get back to you. 1112 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,333 Of course. Only if we don't make much difference. 1113 00:54:15,416 --> 00:54:17,916 - Let's go back immediately. - Click, click, click. 1114 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,041 - Pleased to meet you. Not that, yes. - I'm glad, I'm sorry. 1115 00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:23,083 - I'm glad, thank you, see you. - See you later. 1116 00:54:25,083 --> 00:54:29,416 - Oh Erdal, where are our pitas? - Wine, wine, wine. 1117 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,458 Hot, hot, hot, oh! 1118 00:54:31,541 --> 00:54:33,625 Come on let's go. Enjoy your meal. 1119 00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:35,791 - Erdal? - Mister? 1120 00:54:37,458 --> 00:54:38,875 - Come closer, let me see. - What happened? 1121 00:54:38,958 --> 00:54:40,500 - Come closer. - Why should I get closer? 1122 00:54:40,583 --> 00:54:42,458 - Oh my dear! -Allah Allah… 1123 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:43,916 [takes a deep breath] 1124 00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:47,500 [takes a deep breath] 1125 00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:52,291 - Erdal, what do you smell like? - Kuskaş? 1126 00:54:52,375 --> 00:54:54,333 - No, Erdal? - Kavkash? 1127 00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:56,250 - No, Erdal. - Minced meat and kashar? 1128 00:54:56,333 --> 00:54:59,125 Erdal, no. You smell like perfume. 1129 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,166 No my love, I smell like pita bread. 1130 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:06,750 Erdal, there is a smell on you that does not belong to you. 1131 00:55:06,833 --> 00:55:09,875 - Look, you're getting into a trip. - No, is it okay? 1132 00:55:09,958 --> 00:55:13,791 - Erdal, you smell like women's perfume. - That? Women? No, a woman? 1133 00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:16,875 No, it can't be like that... Nonsense... There is no such thing. 1134 00:55:16,958 --> 00:55:19,291 - Erdal… - Oh! OK! 1135 00:55:20,291 --> 00:55:22,875 Isn't Oğuz, Oğuz? It's me, my cousin Oğuz. Our partner. 1136 00:55:23,666 --> 00:55:27,500 He brought testers from the Far East for car perfumes. 1137 00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:29,708 As men and women, we have always been put in situations like this. 1138 00:55:29,791 --> 00:55:31,708 We try women first, we will hand them over to the vehicles. 1139 00:55:32,375 --> 00:55:34,833 When those smells hit me, you... 1140 00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:38,250 I swear, what a nose you have, I swear you're like a hunting dog, my love. 1141 00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:40,375 If you do your thing like this and stay still. 1142 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:44,250 Erdal, I swear, have I ever had a perfume like this for men and women in a car? 1143 00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:47,416 - Of course, of course, of course, of course. - In the smell of the car? 1144 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:49,541 Of course. Doesn't it differ in humans? 1145 00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:53,166 It is a perfume for women and men. The same thing happens in the car. 1146 00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:56,916 If the owner is a woman, if a woman uses it, she prefers women's perfume, love. 1147 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,708 - I've never heard of something like this, Erdal. - Of course, of course, yes, yes. 1148 00:55:59,791 --> 00:56:02,250 Come on, don't cool it. Open, open, open, open. 1149 00:56:02,333 --> 00:56:05,000 Of, of, of. Hard, hard. 1150 00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:07,916 Oh oh oh oh oh. Would you look at this? 1151 00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:11,583 [hums with delight] 1152 00:56:11,666 --> 00:56:13,250 - It's beautiful, perfect. - [phone message sound] 1153 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:23,166 - What happened? What are you doing? - No, nothing. 1154 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,208 - What nothing? - There is nothing. 1155 00:56:25,291 --> 00:56:27,666 - Erdal, what are you doing with your phone? - No no. Something has arrived... 1156 00:56:27,750 --> 00:56:29,250 - What? - Message, message. 1157 00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:32,458 - Match, the match has arrived. - Why do you hide your phone? 1158 00:56:32,541 --> 00:56:33,791 No, the goal came. The news of the goal arrived. 1159 00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:36,125 - How many, Erdal? - Zero zero. It didn't happen, he ran away. 1160 00:56:36,833 --> 00:56:39,500 - Erdal, why are you hiding your phone? - No, I don't hide it. Can such a thing happen? 1161 00:56:39,583 --> 00:56:42,083 Come on, enjoy your food. Ah, something happened... 1162 00:56:43,041 --> 00:56:44,250 Mmm… 1163 00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:47,333 - What happened? - In my stomach... 1164 00:56:48,666 --> 00:56:50,625 - There is a movement, my love. - Now? 1165 00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:52,958 Now there is movement in my stomach. Too much. 1166 00:56:54,125 --> 00:56:57,791 Let me go to the bathroom, come back and sit here in peace, okay? 1167 00:56:57,875 --> 00:57:00,750 - Come on, do something, don't get cold. Eat you. - I'll be waiting for you then. 1168 00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:05,458 Sure, sure, don't wait, darling. Don't wait, my beautiful one. Come on. Eat you. 1169 00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:27,541 Hello? Oh, Mrs. Sema. I received your message. 1170 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,875 I think it's not necessary. Good good. 1171 00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:35,208 Now, my dear Sema, like this 1172 00:57:35,291 --> 00:57:39,291 "I can give it to someone else." etc., I don't want to hear those phrases. OK? 1173 00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:42,625 There is no such thing. No no no. 1174 00:57:42,708 --> 00:57:45,500 You know it too, so you'll give it to me eventually. 1175 00:57:45,583 --> 00:57:50,583 Do you understand? That's why there is no such thing. I came and saw today. 1176 00:57:50,666 --> 00:57:53,708 Yours is one of the prettiest I've ever seen. 1177 00:57:53,791 --> 00:57:56,416 I haven't seen one this clean in a long time. 1178 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:59,083 I can't lie. So what do we see? 1179 00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:01,750 Let me tell my stinking teacher, 1180 00:58:01,833 --> 00:58:05,833 There is dirt and hair everywhere. We see those things, of course. 1181 00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:07,833 - Look at the bastard! - Could it be, could it be, what will happen? 1182 00:58:07,916 --> 00:58:13,083 There's only one thing that doesn't fit me, it's a little tight. Yes, it is narrow. It is difficult to get in and out. 1183 00:58:13,666 --> 00:58:16,833 - No. Let me say something very clearly. - I destroyed you, Erdal! 1184 00:58:16,916 --> 00:58:22,416 I haven't had an experience like this in a long time. I don't live. 1185 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:25,791 One hour, two hours, three hours, four hours... 1186 00:58:25,875 --> 00:58:27,833 Well, I won't let him, let me tell you. 1187 00:58:27,916 --> 00:58:30,083 [Laughs] 1188 00:58:30,166 --> 00:58:33,708 Well, wait, Sema. You made me sweat, huh. 1189 00:58:33,791 --> 00:58:37,208 When we talk about such secret topics, I always get excited and sweat. 1190 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,208 Yes. As long as my wife doesn't listen to it. 1191 00:58:41,208 --> 00:58:44,166 OK. If my wife finds out, our whole thing will be ruined. 1192 00:58:45,541 --> 00:58:48,416 This matter must be handled quietly, silently and secretly. 1193 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:51,375 - Animal boy. - Now we'll see you tomorrow. 1194 00:58:51,458 --> 00:58:56,458 We're done. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. See you later. Take care of yourself. 1195 00:58:57,541 --> 00:58:58,791 This happened. 1196 00:58:58,875 --> 00:58:59,875 [session siphon] 1197 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:05,500 [Erdal] De! 1198 00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:10,500 Vote! Well… [laughs] Oh! 1199 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,666 - Poof! I am very relieved. - Did you relax? 1200 00:59:15,750 --> 00:59:18,333 - A lot. I left it intact. - Actually? 1201 00:59:18,416 --> 00:59:22,291 - Well, I'm very comfortable right now. - I'm also very relieved, Erdal. 1202 00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:25,666 How did you relax? Where did you go, my love? 1203 00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:31,500 If anyone is a rat, it's you, Erdal. 1204 00:59:32,208 --> 00:59:33,041 That? 1205 00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:39,583 - If anyone is a rat, it's you, Erdal. - Yes, yes. I just screwed up. 1206 00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:41,875 I just screwed up. 1207 00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:44,333 What happened? 1208 00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:48,000 What happened? Is there a crisis? 1209 00:59:50,583 --> 00:59:51,625 What is happening? 1210 00:59:55,833 --> 00:59:59,041 Should I call 112? Your neck is stretching. 1211 01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:04,000 [mysterious music starts] 1212 01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:31,708 There! 1213 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:38,666 Let go, I'll put the chip in. I also heard this animal while talking on the phone today. 1214 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:42,625 They will meet the girl tomorrow. You will pick me up tomorrow morning. 1215 01:00:43,208 --> 01:00:48,166 We're following this bastard. I'll catch this dog red-handed. 1216 01:00:50,375 --> 01:00:52,708 OK. Pick me up tomorrow morning. 1217 01:00:56,083 --> 01:01:00,041 No, your car is right there. Look, the GPS cut its signal. 1218 01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:02,791 This bastard is definitely in one of these buildings. 1219 01:01:02,875 --> 01:01:05,208 Exactly. It will be out soon, we'll see, don't worry. 1220 01:01:05,291 --> 01:01:08,500 I'll see, I'll see. Me, me, look at me. 1221 01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:11,208 Damla, was I this woman? Was I this woman? 1222 01:01:11,291 --> 01:01:14,083 I put on the cuckolds and look for the man. 1223 01:01:14,166 --> 01:01:15,875 - Common. - Look at me! 1224 01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:18,291 My God, Erdal... 1225 01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:23,500 - They're out, they're out, they're out, they're out. - Is it them? Oops. 1226 01:01:23,583 --> 01:01:25,250 With the woman... 1227 01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:27,375 - Oh, it was really true! - Look look! 1228 01:01:27,958 --> 01:01:31,750 Look look. Damn you, Erdal! 1229 01:01:32,583 --> 01:01:34,166 - Yes... - Shall we say good luck? 1230 01:01:34,250 --> 01:01:35,333 Thank you. 1231 01:01:36,625 --> 01:01:40,458 - That! How dare you kiss his hand? - Oh! Oh! 1232 01:01:40,541 --> 01:01:43,125 - Dishonorable dog! - Damn you Erdal! 1233 01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:44,791 - May God punish you! - What a dishonorable man! 1234 01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:47,583 And what are you doing? Am I the kind of person who deserves this? 1235 01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:50,666 This sale made me very happy. I will never lose my mind. 1236 01:01:50,750 --> 01:01:53,791 - Mine too, mine too. - I really want to, can I hug you? 1237 01:01:53,875 --> 01:01:55,416 Safe insurance. 1238 01:01:56,375 --> 01:01:59,625 - Look, look, look! - Look at your feet, look at your feet! 1239 01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:02,291 It's done! He didn't hug me like that! 1240 01:02:02,375 --> 01:02:05,083 - Hold me a little more, dear! - Look at the situation, look at the situation! 1241 01:02:05,166 --> 01:02:07,458 - Then I'll see you at the store, okay? - Okay, I'll bring it. 1242 01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:12,083 He opened the door... The woman has a yellow Vosvos, the car of my dreams is a yellow Vosvos. 1243 01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:16,250 - Oh my beautiful. What did you suffer? Dishonorable! - In my dream... What kind of blow is this, man? 1244 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:18,541 - You're very kind. - Oh, come carefully. 1245 01:02:18,625 --> 01:02:21,083 - After all, the car is already upon us. - Don't worry. 1246 01:02:22,458 --> 01:02:24,583 No accidents, no problems, let's see. 1247 01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:30,083 If only you had bought scissors! Wow... It breaks! Erdal doesn't work like that! 1248 01:02:30,166 --> 01:02:33,125 - Erdal doesn't work like that, this is not Erdal! - So what! 1249 01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:35,750 This can't be Erdal! God damn you! 1250 01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:39,000 I'm going to shit on your head, Erdal! I will make your life impossible. 1251 01:02:39,083 --> 01:02:41,916 - I'll tighten your thong! - You're done, son, you're done, bastard. 1252 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,875 Are you coming here? It's coming! Fold, fold, fold! 1253 01:02:46,041 --> 01:02:48,166 - Is he gone? - Is he gone? 1254 01:02:49,708 --> 01:02:52,416 - They left. - Move now, let's not miss it. 1255 01:02:53,666 --> 01:02:59,041 In this era you are thinking, searching and finding such a special gift for your wife. 1256 01:02:59,125 --> 01:03:03,125 - Yes. Yes. - Then no. There is no one like you. 1257 01:03:03,208 --> 01:03:05,500 - Yes, I'm thoughtful, thoughtful. - A lot. 1258 01:03:05,583 --> 01:03:08,625 And it's true, I have an irrepressible charm. 1259 01:03:08,708 --> 01:03:10,791 - That's for sure, that's for sure. - TRUE. 1260 01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:12,625 This car is very valuable to me. 1261 01:03:12,708 --> 01:03:16,000 - You know, it was a relic of my father. - Yes, yes. You said. 1262 01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:18,125 He left us this and that because he left without leaving anything. 1263 01:03:18,208 --> 01:03:20,791 No honey, let's not go there. Let's not go into that too much. 1264 01:03:20,875 --> 01:03:22,208 You explained it like this. 1265 01:03:22,291 --> 01:03:24,625 But I don't like to talk about those things. 1266 01:03:24,708 --> 01:03:27,875 The sentimental value of this car is a lot to me... 1267 01:03:27,958 --> 01:03:32,291 - It has no other value anyway. Always spiritual. - But some things are like that. 1268 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:35,083 - Otherwise, it's not worth a cent. - It's okay, dear, it will become one of the classics... 1269 01:03:35,166 --> 01:03:36,500 I also love my wife spiritually... 1270 01:03:36,583 --> 01:03:38,916 I believe you will increase its value even more in the future. 1271 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,000 With a little luck. 1272 01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:44,916 The main thing for me, of course, is this car, which is the best memory of my childhood, so… 1273 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,458 - I was calling this car "Yellow Daisy." - Because? 1274 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:50,041 - Well, yellow. - But daisies are white. 1275 01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:52,541 Well, well, it's yellow in the middle. 1276 01:03:52,625 --> 01:03:56,458 But if we put it on everything that has a yellow center, we could also put "Egg". 1277 01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:57,708 It is… 1278 01:03:57,791 --> 01:03:59,041 - It's also yellow. - Logical! 1279 01:03:59,125 --> 01:04:00,666 - You're so sweet. - Yeah. 1280 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:03,083 - Of course, if we break it it can turn yellow too. - It could have been "Bee", for example. 1281 01:04:03,166 --> 01:04:05,375 - Oh, buzz, buzz. - Well, his ass is yellow too! 1282 01:04:06,291 --> 01:04:07,291 Exactly. 1283 01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:10,333 You are very happy, I hope your wife's life is longer. 1284 01:04:10,416 --> 01:04:14,166 - Come and spend time with us like this, our lives will also be longer. We expand it together. 1285 01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:15,500 How beautiful, how beautiful the moon is. Opposite. 1286 01:04:15,583 --> 01:04:18,750 - We can expand it in any way possible. - Isn't that right? I think your wife will love it too. 1287 01:04:18,833 --> 01:04:20,958 I hope you have wonderful memories like I do. 1288 01:04:21,041 --> 01:04:23,125 Well let me tell you this, 1289 01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:26,625 I can truly say that my wife is a daisy. 1290 01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:29,875 - But he is also very lucky. - Yes, my wife is also a daisy. 1291 01:04:29,958 --> 01:04:32,875 Because he is extremely nice and reserved. 1292 01:04:32,958 --> 01:04:34,291 She is a very polite lady. 1293 01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:36,708 - He is very gentlemanly, very naive. - Oh my... 1294 01:04:36,791 --> 01:04:40,625 So how can I say it? Real. Noble, that is, not the type of person who is common. 1295 01:04:40,708 --> 01:04:42,791 - Well, then you get along very well. - Of course, of course, of course. 1296 01:04:42,875 --> 01:04:45,375 Oh, may God protect you from evil eyes, masha'Allah. 1297 01:04:45,458 --> 01:04:47,541 -Erdal! - Oh, dollar! 1298 01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:50,458 - Good people! Look, his voice was heard too. - Good people. 1299 01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:54,333 - Welcome my love, my wife. - You're welcome, idiot! 1300 01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:55,791 Oh, oh! 1301 01:04:55,875 --> 01:04:58,125 - What's happening, Ece? - How can you fool me with this? 1302 01:04:58,208 --> 01:04:59,041 - What deception, Ece? - And with this stingy wife! 1303 01:04:59,625 --> 01:05:03,083 - Look at me, look at this! I'm going crazy! - Don't talk nonsense! With Mrs. Sema… 1304 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:06,708 - Please don't be stupid. What are you doing! - What am I doing to you! 1305 01:05:06,791 --> 01:05:08,416 - Ece, please! - How can you fool me with this? 1306 01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:10,041 Ece, what am I cheating? You are completely misunderstanding! 1307 01:05:10,125 --> 01:05:13,708 - You keep lying! - I saw it with my own eyes, Erdal! I saw it with my own eyes! 1308 01:05:13,791 --> 01:05:17,250 And what did you see? What did you see? What did you see? 1309 01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:19,625 I put a chip in your ass and tracked you with GPS. 1310 01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:22,958 - Did you insert a chip? My ass? - Come, I'll put this on you too! 1311 01:05:23,041 --> 01:05:26,125 - Ece, don't be ridiculous! Ece, please don't be ridiculous! - Erdal, you! 1312 01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:27,958 Ece, don't act stupid, please! 1313 01:05:28,041 --> 01:05:29,750 - Release the lever! What is a lever? - You drove me crazy! 1314 01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:32,500 - I'm going to shove this up your ass, Erdal! - Oh! Please don't be ridiculous, Ece! 1315 01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:34,166 - You are welcome! - You drove me crazy! 1316 01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:35,833 Look, Mrs. Sema is a very good person. 1317 01:05:35,916 --> 01:05:38,083 - Is this bitch a good person? - Whore? 1318 01:05:38,166 --> 01:05:39,916 - Not a whore, definitely a driver... - Wait a minute, wait a minute! 1319 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,291 I'll go and rip your mouth off like this! 1320 01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:44,625 Look, come and write here! Come, come, tell him here, come! 1321 01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:46,958 - Come, come here and tell it! - [Erdal] What are you doing, Ece, what does this mean? 1322 01:05:47,041 --> 01:05:48,583 Do you know what this is? Have you ever seen this? 1323 01:05:48,666 --> 01:05:51,291 - What are you doing? What kind of movements are these? - What else will I do, you'll see! 1324 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:53,000 What the hell is he doing? What's the guy in the back doing? 1325 01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:55,125 What is Lan doing? I can't believe it! 1326 01:05:55,208 --> 01:05:56,916 What happened, bitch? As? Is it nice? Look! 1327 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,666 May God curse you! Why did you write that on the car? 1328 01:06:00,541 --> 01:06:02,541 TO! 1329 01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:06,666 What are you doing, Ece? Ece, what are you doing? 1330 01:06:07,375 --> 01:06:09,500 Ah! Ah! Ah! 1331 01:06:11,625 --> 01:06:15,083 - What happened, whistle? - He disgraced the car! What are you doing? 1332 01:06:15,166 --> 01:06:16,916 Ece, the car is ours, Ece! 1333 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:21,166 The car is ours, Ece! The car is our car! 1334 01:06:21,250 --> 01:06:22,916 The car is our car! 1335 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,541 But such a thing cannot happen! We bought this car from this lady! 1336 01:06:25,625 --> 01:06:28,750 Mrs. Sema, what an unfortunate woman you are! Could you leave the store? 1337 01:06:28,833 --> 01:06:31,000 - Oh I'm sorry! - That can't happen! 1338 01:06:31,083 --> 01:06:33,291 - What are you doing, Ece? Can this be done? - Erdal… 1339 01:06:33,375 --> 01:06:35,833 We thought we'd surprise you, we bought you a car, you shit on it! 1340 01:06:36,583 --> 01:06:39,500 There is no such thing! Can this be done? Can this be done? 1341 01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:40,916 I don't understand, Erdal... 1342 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,416 If you don't understand, you won't act like this, without listening without understanding! 1343 01:06:44,708 --> 01:06:48,708 Is a store printing in the middle of the industry? What is this? What is this! 1344 01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:55,875 [Erdal clicks his tongue] 1345 01:06:58,458 --> 01:07:00,416 What is this? What is this? 1346 01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:04,708 - What is this? - It's the mirror... I mean, the mirror, Erdal. 1347 01:07:04,791 --> 01:07:06,000 Left rearview mirror. 1348 01:07:06,791 --> 01:07:10,083 I was supposed to be in the car. But it's in my possession right now and it doesn't have a mirror. 1349 01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:15,041 If I had a mirror, I would show you your ugliness like this, right in your face. 1350 01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:18,000 But not. No. 1351 01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:23,166 First of all, I start my speech by apologizing. 1352 01:07:23,250 --> 01:07:24,875 Safe insurance. 1353 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:27,125 Dear Erdal, I apologize. 1354 01:07:27,208 --> 01:07:29,375 - Oguz, from you too. - You will say "Pimp Oğuz". 1355 01:07:30,333 --> 01:07:32,166 It came out at that moment, by mistake. 1356 01:07:32,250 --> 01:07:34,625 - To apologize to the lady... - You will also call her "Bitch Sema." 1357 01:07:34,708 --> 01:07:37,125 - Let's say ma'am. - You were saying whore. 1358 01:07:37,666 --> 01:07:41,125 At that moment, with that anger, when I saw you leaving the house, of course... 1359 01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:42,041 It's not a house, Ece. 1360 01:07:43,583 --> 01:07:44,583 Notice. 1361 01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:46,583 Notice. 1362 01:07:47,916 --> 01:07:50,875 We took the car from Mrs. Sema. 1363 01:07:52,083 --> 01:07:54,375 That's the notary, not the house. 1364 01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:56,708 Notice. 1365 01:07:57,791 --> 01:08:00,083 I, well... I didn't know, it was like that. 1366 01:08:00,166 --> 01:08:03,750 And this was your birthday present, Ece. 1367 01:08:04,625 --> 01:08:06,875 Be happy now, for years to come. 1368 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:09,958 - Do you understand the rhyme? - But I don't know, Erdal. 1369 01:08:10,041 --> 01:08:12,875 But if you didn't know that, you won't rob a store. 1370 01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:16,125 -Take one like this with you. - Let it be love. 1371 01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:18,166 Do you understand? Get a Kalimero like this and take it with you... 1372 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,958 You won't rob a store with an eggshell on your head. 1373 01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:21,333 I swear... 1374 01:08:21,416 --> 01:08:24,083 One minute, one minute, one minute. Can you shut up for a second? 1375 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:27,833 Who is it? This, who is this? 1376 01:08:27,916 --> 01:08:30,000 I'm a colleague, we haven't met yet. 1377 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:34,083 I'm seeing this for the first time. 1378 01:08:34,166 --> 01:08:37,416 This is the first time I have seen such an incompetent and unqualified person by your side. 1379 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,166 Sorry Mr. Erdal, love. 1380 01:08:39,250 --> 01:08:41,083 They wouldn't hire someone like that for their company. 1381 01:08:41,166 --> 01:08:43,541 You are breaking my heart now, please don't do it, please. 1382 01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:45,666 Are you using drugs? 1383 01:08:45,750 --> 01:08:48,666 - Are you a purse dealer, girl? - What does it have to do with that, Erdal? 1384 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:50,416 You're acting strange! 1385 01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:52,375 Here I am, but… Erdal… 1386 01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:55,375 Could you look at the condition of this glass? Take a look at the condition of this glass. 1387 01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:59,041 How do you do something like this? I can't think about it, I can't imagine it. 1388 01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:02,708 Come on, you did it out of jealousy, out of femininity, out of passion. 1389 01:09:02,791 --> 01:09:06,416 - Why the hell are you writing "bitch" to me, girl? - I was excited when he got angry. 1390 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:09,791 - You're exaggerating, Erdal, it's a tiny article. - I wrote it small. 1391 01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:13,375 She's a bit of a slut, isn't she? Whore, that's what you write in the ad. 1392 01:09:13,458 --> 01:09:14,916 "There's a little bitch at the left door." 1393 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:17,250 I probably won't write the ad. 1394 01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:20,375 I refuse to give you this car as a gift, Ece. 1395 01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:23,208 And we will have this car built and put it up for sale. 1396 01:09:23,291 --> 01:09:26,083 - But dear Erdal, now, but it's me... - Yes, I'm sorry, Ece. Finalized. 1397 01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:30,583 No, but I mean, you don't understand. Look, you say it yourself, it's for love. 1398 01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:33,666 So we shouldn't love so much, Erdal. 1399 01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:36,166 So we shouldn't love so much. 1400 01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:39,083 It means you won't love anyone that much. 1401 01:09:39,166 --> 01:09:40,458 - [Damla] Hey! - [Ece] So… 1402 01:09:44,666 --> 01:09:45,708 [no audible speech] 1403 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,458 - Carry it out. - Take it out, take it out. 1404 01:09:52,541 --> 01:09:55,333 - Doesn't the paste come off when polishing it? - Delete this place. 1405 01:09:56,833 --> 01:10:00,166 Grab a pair of shoes and move on. Buy a perfume, go ahead. 1406 01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:04,125 I'm so in love. My love is mine now, I mean, it has increased a lot. 1407 01:10:04,208 --> 01:10:06,375 When I was happy, all my primitivism came to light. 1408 01:10:06,458 --> 01:10:10,750 So if you're going to destroy this car without us taking care of it, you should do it. 1409 01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:14,000 Now the car has entered us. At least there we would poop and send it to Mrs. Sema. 1410 01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:15,250 Time is very important. 1411 01:10:15,333 --> 01:10:18,625 The curtain fell on my eyes. Love lowered the curtain over my eyes. 1412 01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:20,625 Look, I'm a victim. Actually. 1413 01:10:21,541 --> 01:10:22,708 Victim of love. 1414 01:10:32,166 --> 01:10:35,416 My sister Mualla, they are all delicious, thank you very much. 1415 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:38,208 - But I can't eat, I'm bloated. - Bon appetit, dear. 1416 01:10:39,291 --> 01:10:41,750 - Well, my daughter, it's been a while since we got married. - Yes. 1417 01:10:41,833 --> 01:10:45,333 - Don't you have work for children or something? - Where did the boy come from now? 1418 01:10:45,416 --> 01:10:46,416 We haven't loved a child yet. 1419 01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:49,375 Didn't your mother tell you how to do it? 1420 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,166 My sister Mualla tells us, she always tells us, thank you... 1421 01:10:55,083 --> 01:10:57,750 We will do it when we are ready, Erdal and the boy. 1422 01:10:57,833 --> 01:10:59,208 I wasn't ready. 1423 01:10:59,291 --> 01:11:00,458 Erdal doesn't want it? 1424 01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:01,625 It is… 1425 01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:04,375 Who doesn't Erdal love? What's happening? 1426 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:08,375 Of course, Erdal waits like this every night, so come on, he's a boy... 1427 01:11:08,458 --> 01:11:12,833 I'm not a thing... I mean, I don't have anything... I mean, I do have something... 1428 01:11:12,916 --> 01:11:15,666 - I have nothing... - As I understand it, Erdal wants it, 1429 01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:17,541 But you're not ready, are you, girl? 1430 01:11:17,625 --> 01:11:21,750 My sister Mualla, I mean, Erdal loves him, I love him too. Actually quite… 1431 01:11:22,458 --> 01:11:27,791 Well... I mean, I'm just a little bit, as they say... I'm not active inside. 1432 01:11:27,875 --> 01:11:29,083 Then it is motionless. 1433 01:11:29,166 --> 01:11:32,625 So you don't have to move much anyway, honey. 1434 01:11:32,708 --> 01:11:34,541 So come to Erdal... 1435 01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:36,708 [kiss sound] 1436 01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,708 He caresses Erdal like this. 1437 01:11:39,791 --> 01:11:43,791 After that, Erdal will take care of the rest, don't worry. 1438 01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:47,250 Don't know the rest? Don't think, don't think at all. 1439 01:11:47,333 --> 01:11:52,166 Mom, for it to be love, in front of everyone, is a shame. How old is the woman? Watch his movements. 1440 01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:56,500 What a shame girl? We did this with your father, how do you think you did it? 1441 01:11:56,583 --> 01:12:00,458 I don't want to hear those things. Why am I having this problem now? 1442 01:12:00,541 --> 01:12:02,416 Girl, men are takers. 1443 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:07,708 The moment he feels that your desires have diminished, he goes on to look for other wives. 1444 01:12:07,791 --> 01:12:08,708 Erdal? 1445 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,375 Where is Erdal going, Erdal? 1446 01:12:12,958 --> 01:12:15,500 If Erdal even tries to leave, I'll pull his leash. 1447 01:12:15,583 --> 01:12:17,958 Erdal remains silent. What's wrong with Erdal? 1448 01:12:18,666 --> 01:12:19,791 He can't go anywhere. 1449 01:12:19,875 --> 01:12:21,416 You will always be ready. 1450 01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:24,083 You will be ready, you will be well groomed. 1451 01:12:24,166 --> 01:12:28,833 Sister Mualla, I always take care of myself and take care of myself. 1452 01:12:28,916 --> 01:12:31,208 With life worries, stress etc... 1453 01:12:32,291 --> 01:12:33,708 I feel so empty inside. 1454 01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:39,500 So, well, there is a certain reluctance in me. 1455 01:12:39,583 --> 01:12:42,375 Mualla Girl, you have that special mix. 1456 01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:45,333 Give him that beautiful mixture, for God's sake. 1457 01:12:45,416 --> 01:12:47,875 Let him eat and get moving. 1458 01:12:47,958 --> 01:12:50,875 We want babies now, we want grandchildren now. 1459 01:12:50,958 --> 01:12:53,375 We want to love like this, my daughter. 1460 01:12:53,458 --> 01:12:55,583 Sister Mualla, please don't get up, I beg you. 1461 01:12:55,666 --> 01:12:59,541 I will not drink, I will not consume. Mom, please close this issue. 1462 01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:03,833 - Let me see if it's left. - No, Mualla Abla, please. Sister muala! 1463 01:13:03,916 --> 01:13:05,333 Mualla, my sister! 1464 01:13:05,416 --> 01:13:08,916 Moon! I don't want it! I don't want to! 1465 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:13,250 Girl, it's not that kind of mix, honey. She is all natural. 1466 01:13:13,333 --> 01:13:16,208 Mom, what's natural, for God's sake? We don't know what it adds to it. 1467 01:13:16,291 --> 01:13:20,041 Dear son, I didn't even give him a small spoonful at that time. 1468 01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:22,125 It is a very special mix. 1469 01:13:22,208 --> 01:13:24,291 Lucky for you, there's only one bottle left. 1470 01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:26,500 I'm very happy, I'm very happy. 1471 01:13:26,583 --> 01:13:28,500 I gave this to the whole neighborhood. 1472 01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:31,041 That year there was a population explosion. 1473 01:13:33,833 --> 01:13:36,583 Look, Ece. This is pure estrogen. 1474 01:13:36,666 --> 01:13:39,958 So you won't take more than a teaspoon. 1475 01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:42,666 - Yes. - The amount you take is very important, dear. 1476 01:13:42,750 --> 01:13:45,416 If you take too much, you'll climb straight walls. 1477 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:48,666 Then, when you leave, put it in the refrigerator so it doesn't spoil. Alright? 1478 01:13:48,750 --> 01:13:51,083 - So it's an aphrodisiac bomb? - Yes, it's true. 1479 01:13:51,166 --> 01:13:53,125 - The estrogen thing. - I think you didn't understand what I said? 1480 01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:58,416 - I understand it, sister Mualla, I understand it. - Dear teacher, I hope it works. 1481 01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:00,625 I hope we have a baby. 1482 01:14:00,708 --> 01:14:02,625 Give it to Sister Mualla, give it to me. Give. 1483 01:14:05,583 --> 01:14:10,250 Tonight all hell breaks loose. See you in nine months! 1484 01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:19,583 [Erdal] Oh! 1485 01:14:20,208 --> 01:14:22,208 President of ECE, welcome. 1486 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:24,958 Where have you been until now? 1487 01:14:40,250 --> 01:14:41,625 Well, okay. 1488 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,208 - I'll say something... - Yes? 1489 01:14:45,291 --> 01:14:47,708 You always left the bread out, it dried out. What a pity. 1490 01:14:47,791 --> 01:14:49,583 - Oh, what a shame. - This is bread, Erdal. 1491 01:14:49,666 --> 01:14:50,666 Correct. 1492 01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:52,916 You will put it in the closet, close it and put it in the closet. It's that simple. 1493 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,916 You're right, I swear you're right. You're right. 1494 01:14:57,541 --> 01:14:58,541 You understand me? 1495 01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:02,041 I understand you, I perceive you and I respond to you, you see. 1496 01:15:02,125 --> 01:15:03,916 - What kind of answer is this, Erdal? - A decent answer. 1497 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,958 - What is an appropriate response? - I'm telling you what you want to hear, love. 1498 01:15:07,041 --> 01:15:08,208 I tell them what they want to hear. 1499 01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:11,916 - Yes. - I'm so sorry, you know? 1500 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,750 - Because? - I'm very sorry, Erdal. 1501 01:15:13,833 --> 01:15:17,000 - Why are you upset? - I'm very sorry, Erdal, very much. 1502 01:15:18,041 --> 01:15:19,541 I share your sadness. 1503 01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:24,875 I swear, may God not give us more sorrows and problems. 1504 01:15:24,958 --> 01:15:26,166 We are going through difficult times. 1505 01:15:26,250 --> 01:15:29,541 - Are you kidding me? - No never. I share your pain. 1506 01:15:30,708 --> 01:15:31,625 Actually. 1507 01:15:36,333 --> 01:15:39,541 I swear, it would be a shame if you really saw yourself from the outside, Erdal. 1508 01:15:39,625 --> 01:15:42,708 I really feel for you right now. 1509 01:15:43,541 --> 01:15:46,166 It embarrasses me. Look, it's a shame for me. 1510 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,541 - It's a shame for me, Erdal. - Go to the kitchen, my love. 1511 01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:54,708 - But what kind of attitude, Erdal? - What attitude? 1512 01:15:54,791 --> 01:15:56,708 Where did you get this number, Erdal? 1513 01:15:56,791 --> 01:15:59,666 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my love. You're right, you're right. 1514 01:15:59,750 --> 01:16:00,833 Don't apologize, Erdal. 1515 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:04,458 What should I do, my love? 1516 01:16:05,875 --> 01:16:06,750 What should I do? 1517 01:16:09,791 --> 01:16:11,458 Look, can I tell you something, Erdal? 1518 01:16:11,541 --> 01:16:15,333 My love, tell me "Good night." Don't say more. "Good night." say, go away. 1519 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,083 Another thing: "Good night." tell me. 1520 01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:20,500 - You, this hand, what is this arm, soldier... - Come on, good night. 1521 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:22,333 Good night. 1522 01:16:22,916 --> 01:16:23,750 Good night my love. 1523 01:16:23,833 --> 01:16:26,791 - Good night, Erdal! - Good night to me too, good night to you too. 1524 01:16:26,875 --> 01:16:28,875 - No, just good night to you. - No, no, good night to you too. 1525 01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:31,083 - Good night just for you. - Okay, good night just for me. 1526 01:16:31,166 --> 01:16:33,625 Good night. Come on, goodbye. 1527 01:16:34,916 --> 01:16:36,875 - You're rude... - Come on, honey, goodbye. 1528 01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:39,833 I also squeezed out the toothpaste, now don't come out and say that. 1529 01:16:39,916 --> 01:16:42,000 - I pressed that too. - Did you squeeze the toothpaste, Erdal? 1530 01:16:42,083 --> 01:16:45,041 Yes, I pressed. God forgive me... Go to bed, Ece, come on. 1531 01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:48,208 You'll be looking for me a lot, you know? In the future you will say, 1532 01:16:48,291 --> 01:16:52,125 "Oh dear Ece. Where are you Ece?" You will say. 1533 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:55,916 You will be looking for me a lot. You will cry a lot, Erdal, a lot. 1534 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,916 - You will cry a lot. - What a maniac. 1535 01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:02,500 He went back into the kitchen. 1536 01:17:12,375 --> 01:17:13,291 Did you buy a knife, Ece? 1537 01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:15,416 Ece, did you buy a knife? 1538 01:17:20,375 --> 01:17:21,750 Let's see what we will eat. 1539 01:17:26,791 --> 01:17:27,875 What is this? 1540 01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:29,958 God God. 1541 01:17:32,083 --> 01:17:34,500 Ah, what are you saying? 1542 01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:37,833 Hmm! 1543 01:17:38,416 --> 01:17:41,291 What are you saying? Plum jam. 1544 01:17:42,166 --> 01:17:45,750 This is my favorite thing. He also wrote his name. Damn Ece. 1545 01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:49,875 Oh Ece, I swear you have nowhere to sleep. What does it mean to write a name on jam? 1546 01:17:49,958 --> 01:17:53,833 Possessed jam. No, Mrs. Ece. Everything is common. 1547 01:17:55,916 --> 01:17:56,833 Everything is common. 1548 01:17:57,708 --> 01:17:59,083 Hmm! 1549 01:18:00,625 --> 01:18:03,333 Let me take the fresh bun and bury it now, wait. 1550 01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:16,500 [hums with delight] 1551 01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:23,250 The birds fly... Playing... Oh, President Ece, good morning! 1552 01:18:23,333 --> 01:18:26,416 Grab a plate and come right now, I will give you a perfect breakfast. 1553 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:29,416 I bought fresh bagels. You know, jam... It's flowing, it's flowing! 1554 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:30,708 Erdal, did you eat that? 1555 01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:33,833 Yes. But there is, there is also for you. Come and get your plate. Come and get your plate. 1556 01:18:33,916 --> 01:18:37,791 - Erdal, did you eat too much? - That? No, there is, there is. The background is gone. 1557 01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:41,583 - Erdal, you ate everything! - Well, it flowed. He went away. 1558 01:18:41,666 --> 01:18:43,833 - Erdal, what does it say there? - What does it say? 1559 01:18:43,916 --> 01:18:46,750 It says "Ece", right? Ece, I wrote so you don't eat it, right? 1560 01:18:46,833 --> 01:18:51,125 Ece's bottle! Hey! Hey! 1561 01:18:51,208 --> 01:18:53,791 Then it belongs to me. Why are you eating mine? 1562 01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:56,125 Does this or that exist? I'll talk about this with you anyway. 1563 01:18:56,208 --> 01:18:58,125 This is a shame. OK? 1564 01:18:58,208 --> 01:19:01,375 If we start writing names in those traffic jams, we're done. 1565 01:19:01,458 --> 01:19:04,750 So just because you bought this jam, you named it after yourself... Is this a student house? 1566 01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:07,916 If we write names on everything we buy, then I also bought this table. 1567 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,500 Let me write to Erdal like this here, 1568 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:12,833 Erdal's table, Erdal's table, let me tell you here. 1569 01:19:12,916 --> 01:19:16,166 What does it have to do with that, Erdal? I guess we're not going to avoid you, jam. 1570 01:19:16,250 --> 01:19:18,750 I wrote on it so you don't eat it. Plus, it's not jam! 1571 01:19:18,833 --> 01:19:20,791 - Attitudes… - This, this, this… 1572 01:19:20,875 --> 01:19:25,041 With femininity, that is, women... A... women's thing. 1573 01:19:25,125 --> 01:19:27,208 - How should I tell you now? - That's nonsense. 1574 01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:30,333 Is there a man or a woman? This is a perfect plum jam. 1575 01:19:30,416 --> 01:19:32,750 Look, it contains cinnamon and cloves. 1576 01:19:32,833 --> 01:19:35,666 And what cinnamon? Do you know what its contents are, Erdal? 1577 01:19:35,750 --> 01:19:38,250 No, but I don't look at the ingredients of any jam. 1578 01:19:38,333 --> 01:19:40,708 Already stuck. Plums, sugar, water. 1579 01:19:40,791 --> 01:19:42,583 It's not just jam. 1580 01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:45,416 Let it be jam, is it called jam? Are you trying to say that? 1581 01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:47,666 - No, jam too... - Are we becoming obsessed with words? 1582 01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:49,791 Dear Erdal, it's not jam either. 1583 01:19:49,875 --> 01:19:52,000 It's... Erdal, it's mine. 1584 01:19:52,083 --> 01:19:55,541 Mine. You understand? It's mine. Mine. Mine. 1585 01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:59,958 Look at these situations. I literally can't recognize my wife of nine years. 1586 01:20:00,041 --> 01:20:03,541 Dear Erdal, how can you do something like that? Is something going to happen now? 1587 01:20:03,625 --> 01:20:07,500 Has our marriage reached this point, Ece? Did any jam like this arrive? 1588 01:20:07,583 --> 01:20:09,375 It's not about jam, brother! Why… 1589 01:20:09,458 --> 01:20:12,791 Did you get here? We only have one marriage. Did it stop like this? 1590 01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:15,125 Has our marriage reached a problem like this? 1591 01:20:15,208 --> 01:20:17,083 Have we now reached this point in our marriage? 1592 01:20:17,166 --> 01:20:19,208 Tell me, have we reached this point in our marriage? 1593 01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:22,375 I can't believe it. It's really a shame, it's a sin. 1594 01:20:23,291 --> 01:20:24,791 In marriage everything is shared. Does such a thing happen? 1595 01:20:24,875 --> 01:20:26,250 Is this how you send me to work? What a shame! 1596 01:20:26,333 --> 01:20:28,208 - What a shame, Erdal, we're screwed. - It's a shame, it's a shame. 1597 01:20:28,291 --> 01:20:33,916 Here he took it! Here you go brother, what a beautiful jam you have! Here you go brother! 1598 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,916 - You ate them all, Erdal! - Here you go brother! 1599 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,000 - I'll buy three on the way to you! - You ate them all. 1600 01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:40,333 What is this? Is it a traffic jam? It's a shame! 1601 01:20:40,416 --> 01:20:42,041 - Are you OK? - Did we come here? 1602 01:20:42,125 --> 01:20:45,583 I'm not well. You also ruined my psychology when I went to the industry. 1603 01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:46,500 What a shame! 1604 01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:52,083 Is that so? 1605 01:20:53,625 --> 01:20:55,083 There is shame! 1606 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:58,041 [the door slams] 1607 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,666 Don't worry Cem... 1608 01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:03,416 Huh. Erdal Bey has already arrived. 1609 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:05,875 He or she will definitely give you an idea. 1610 01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:09,166 - Oh! Good day. - Good morning, welcome Mr. Erdal. 1611 01:21:09,250 --> 01:21:12,708 [feminine tone] Well, we liked it. How elegant you are today, Mr. Oğuz. 1612 01:21:12,791 --> 01:21:14,708 - Thank you Thank you. - Colorful colorful. 1613 01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:16,833 You are also very black, Mr. Erdal. 1614 01:21:16,916 --> 01:21:19,541 Yeah, I didn't feel like dressing like that today. 1615 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:23,583 I don't know, my soul is strange today. I feel stuck, such a feeling... I'm restless. 1616 01:21:23,666 --> 01:21:25,333 There's something strange inside me, I don't know. 1617 01:21:25,416 --> 01:21:28,083 Sister Mualla, how are you? 1618 01:21:28,166 --> 01:21:31,083 Thanks, I'm fine too. Let me ask you something, real quick. 1619 01:21:31,166 --> 01:21:33,916 Now this is from the mix you gave me, 1620 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:36,458 Did you tell me that a spoon is the most? 1621 01:21:36,541 --> 01:21:40,708 But for example, by mistake, it happened that this was too much, such 1622 01:21:40,791 --> 01:21:43,708 So when we take 20 or 25 teaspoons, 1623 01:21:43,791 --> 01:21:45,791 Is something very bad happening, Mualla Abla? 1624 01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:49,625 That! Don't say that, Sister Mualla. 1625 01:21:51,041 --> 01:21:52,666 Oh, don't say those things. 1626 01:21:52,750 --> 01:21:55,166 So you have never offered tea or maya to our customers? 1627 01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:56,833 Yes, I'm sorry, please. 1628 01:21:56,916 --> 01:21:59,125 Selahattin Bey? [voice fades] 1629 01:21:59,208 --> 01:22:01,958 - [clears throat] Will you see it? - Here you are, Mr. Erdal. 1630 01:22:02,041 --> 01:22:03,833 -Do you drink hibiscus? - It's possible. 1631 01:22:03,916 --> 01:22:06,166 - Hibiscus, banana and hibiscus. - Hibiscus? 1632 01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:08,500 My dear Oğuz? Normal. Two hibiscuses, one normal. 1633 01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:11,750 Sorry, I understand the normal, but Mr. Erdal, is this hibiscus tea? 1634 01:22:11,833 --> 01:22:16,083 No, motor oil. Hibiscus XL. Give us some and we'll rub it down our throats. 1635 01:22:16,166 --> 01:22:19,375 - Well, Mr. Erdal, your tea... - What about the tea, brother? Tea as you know it. 1636 01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:20,791 So coconut tea? 1637 01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:23,250 - Where does the coconut come from? - Hypisco… 1638 01:22:23,333 --> 01:22:25,416 There is hibiscus tea. 1639 01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:27,750 - When you say "Hippiscus"... - Not "Hippiscus". 1640 01:22:28,291 --> 01:22:30,000 - Hibiscus. - Hibiscus. Tea. 1641 01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:31,458 Tea, yes. 1642 01:22:31,958 --> 01:22:33,458 - What's that? Are you shaking your head? - I don't know that. 1643 01:22:33,541 --> 01:22:36,750 - There is a hibiscus, right? There is. - I didn't hear it, Mr. Erdal, I didn't hear it. 1644 01:22:36,833 --> 01:22:39,291 Well, if you haven't heard of it, you haven't heard of it. Go tell me, the tea seller knows. 1645 01:22:39,375 --> 01:22:41,958 - What was it? - Two hibiscuses, one normal tea. 1646 01:22:42,041 --> 01:22:44,708 Well done, keep repeating. Don't say anything bad. 1647 01:22:44,791 --> 01:22:48,208 - [Selahattin] Hippiscus… - If we say rosehip, you will understand, but hibiscus is difficult. 1648 01:22:49,208 --> 01:22:53,041 Well, Mr. Erdal, our client wants to have his car covered. 1649 01:22:53,125 --> 01:22:55,791 When he saw the car here, he decided on the red one. 1650 01:22:55,875 --> 01:22:57,958 Oh I understand. What was your name? 1651 01:22:58,041 --> 01:22:59,791 - Cem. - Mr. Cem. 1652 01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:03,333 Mr. Cem, you have now chosen a standard red but, 1653 01:23:03,416 --> 01:23:05,625 It's a red world. 1654 01:23:05,708 --> 01:23:08,375 So red shouldn't be standardized that way. 1655 01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:12,833 Red is a way of life. Red is a standing position, an upright posture. 1656 01:23:12,916 --> 01:23:14,333 Red is a state of disobedience. 1657 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,458 Sometimes red means hitting the table with your fist. 1658 01:23:17,541 --> 01:23:21,208 Sometimes, that endless and unknown feeling that we keep inside us 1659 01:23:21,291 --> 01:23:24,000 Red is the expression of our sexual impulses. 1660 01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:27,500 Red is a rebellion. A scream. 1661 01:23:28,875 --> 01:23:30,125 Red is a tear. 1662 01:23:30,916 --> 01:23:34,166 So, it has many shades. So red, look, that's too much. 1663 01:23:34,250 --> 01:23:36,791 Going standard is also an option, but why? 1664 01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:39,250 Let's be standard? Why shouldn't we open up? 1665 01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:40,958 Why shouldn't we express our essence? 1666 01:23:41,041 --> 01:23:44,375 Why shouldn't we reflect ourselves as they are? Isn't it? 1667 01:23:44,458 --> 01:23:48,208 Look, there is candy red, the flag is red, the red of our flag. 1668 01:23:48,291 --> 01:23:50,250 Here there are pomegranate flowers, roses and Indian flowers. 1669 01:23:50,333 --> 01:23:52,583 It is also called Indian, we don't recommend it, but we do it. 1670 01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:53,541 We do not recommend it. 1671 01:23:53,625 --> 01:23:57,291 But of course I shouldn't decide it alone now, we are a newly married couple. 1672 01:23:57,375 --> 01:24:00,000 Actually? How long have you been married? 1673 01:24:00,083 --> 01:24:01,750 - Two months have passed. - Two months? 1674 01:24:01,833 --> 01:24:04,375 How beautiful is the moon! Two months! Awesome! 1675 01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:07,791 How lively it is now, isn't it the perfect month? 1676 01:24:07,875 --> 01:24:12,458 Were they months of exuberance? Darling... Was my darling a stinging bear? It was something like that, right? 1677 01:24:12,541 --> 01:24:15,666 Was my dick a bear or what? There was something very strange about it. 1678 01:24:15,750 --> 01:24:18,833 It's a striking time, yes, it's very nice. 1679 01:24:19,833 --> 01:24:22,416 It's been a long time, nine years have passed. We forgot, I swear, we forgot. 1680 01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:24,166 We could never do those things. 1681 01:24:24,250 --> 01:24:26,375 - Yes. You should consult your spouse. - Let me talk to you. 1682 01:24:26,458 --> 01:24:28,666 Yes. The best we can do is decide together. 1683 01:24:29,416 --> 01:24:32,583 - Life is common. - Of course. Of course. 1684 01:24:32,666 --> 01:24:34,125 - Yes. - Then I'll ask for advice. 1685 01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:36,375 - See you soon, good luck. Have a nice day. - Well, wait. 1686 01:24:38,666 --> 01:24:40,500 Wow, what a beautiful new marriage. 1687 01:24:41,333 --> 01:24:43,041 Erdal? Are you okay, brother? 1688 01:24:44,166 --> 01:24:46,791 I don't know, Oguz. In fact, I'm feeling a little weird today. 1689 01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:50,458 So... Why don't you open a glass? It's very hot, ugh. 1690 01:24:50,541 --> 01:24:52,791 What glass, Erdal? Have we ever opened windows in the store? 1691 01:24:52,875 --> 01:24:54,166 No, but isn't it too hot now? 1692 01:24:54,250 --> 01:24:56,916 - What's in fashion, Erdal? It's quite normal. - I'm burning, Oğuz. 1693 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,000 - My insides are burning. - Erdal. Erdal! 1694 01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:00,833 -Hey, I'm excited. - Are you OK? 1695 01:25:00,916 --> 01:25:02,291 Don't come to me. 1696 01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:04,541 - Brother, I came towards you... - Oğuz, don't come towards me! 1697 01:25:05,458 --> 01:25:07,125 - Erdal... - Oğuz, don't come to me, that's enough. 1698 01:25:07,208 --> 01:25:08,875 - Erdal… - Okay, that's enough, it's over, stop. 1699 01:25:08,958 --> 01:25:10,416 Well, you're not fine. What's wrong with you, brother? 1700 01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:11,708 - Oh, they're towing the car! - Wait, I'll take care of it. 1701 01:25:11,791 --> 01:25:13,833 Pardon? Pardon! 1702 01:25:14,583 --> 01:25:16,500 - Come back in full health, Erdal. - I didn't understand it at all. 1703 01:25:16,583 --> 01:25:18,458 - Go right and then turn left. - Totally healthy... 1704 01:25:18,541 --> 01:25:20,625 - Return in full health. - I'm going there. 1705 01:25:20,708 --> 01:25:23,416 Break it... Erdal, stop! Brother, why don't you move left after right? 1706 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:25,083 Didn't you say you're right? 1707 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:27,541 - Meet after the full right... - But you told me to do the right! 1708 01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:29,916 I was halfway there. Should cars drive over you, Erdal? 1709 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:34,000 And when you tell me to do it well, I do it well. Do you understand? 1710 01:25:34,083 --> 01:25:36,500 - Go, come back again. - Brother, I can't believe you. 1711 01:25:36,583 --> 01:25:39,708 Yuck! Oh Oguz! You're confusing my whole mind! 1712 01:25:39,791 --> 01:25:42,416 - Okay, I'm confusing you. Come on. - [full revs the engine] 1713 01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:45,250 - Start it, Erdal! - You confuse me, but you are mine! 1714 01:25:45,333 --> 01:25:48,083 - Go, come again! Go, come again! - You're confusing me! 1715 01:25:49,500 --> 01:25:53,791 Totally fine, break... Erdal, stop! Go, come again. Go. Okay, slow. 1716 01:25:53,875 --> 01:25:57,000 Well, well... Slow! Slow, Erd… Slow! It was left out in the open! Go, come again! 1717 01:25:57,083 --> 01:25:59,458 - Oh! Really oh! - Get off, let me park! 1718 01:25:59,541 --> 01:26:00,875 Really oh! 1719 01:26:00,958 --> 01:26:05,041 Come, if you know it very well, do it yourself, come! Buy it and do it yourself, if you know it very well! 1720 01:26:05,125 --> 01:26:07,958 I know, brother. Let me park. Let it go, if you love God... 1721 01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:10,791 The truck arrives here! The truck arrives here! 1722 01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:13,958 Come, come, come, come, come... 1723 01:26:15,125 --> 01:26:16,666 Yes, yes. 1724 01:26:16,750 --> 01:26:19,750 - No, you couldn't get in either. Remained open! - If you let me in, I'll come in! 1725 01:26:19,833 --> 01:26:21,583 Get out and get back in! Get out and come back in. 1726 01:26:22,166 --> 01:26:23,541 - Brother, I didn't say anything. - Okay, Oguz! 1727 01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:25,666 - Brother, something... - Okay, Oğuz! 1728 01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:29,458 - But you don't listen to me like that... - There's nothing to talk or listen to! 1729 01:26:31,291 --> 01:26:34,333 - I can't believe you. - Thanks to you. Thanks to you, Oguz. 1730 01:26:34,416 --> 01:26:37,625 - What about me? - I couldn't go to the park because of you, Oğuz. 1731 01:26:37,708 --> 01:26:40,958 - Dear Erdal, you couldn't park the car. - You're stressing me out. 1732 01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:44,208 You fool me like I don't know my right from my left. 1733 01:26:44,291 --> 01:26:46,750 Well, you're the man who's been driving since you were 12 years old. 1734 01:26:46,833 --> 01:26:49,666 You couldn't park a car. And you didn't know your left from your right, yeah 1735 01:26:49,750 --> 01:26:51,666 Okay, let's go! Oh okay! 1736 01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:52,750 [phone message tone] 1737 01:26:52,833 --> 01:26:54,375 - Okay, okay Oguz. - Oh my god... 1738 01:26:55,708 --> 01:26:59,125 - Am I going to mess with you? - OK. Okay, I'll be right over. 1739 01:27:00,041 --> 01:27:00,875 Oh! 1740 01:27:03,625 --> 01:27:05,666 Oh my god... What's going on? 1741 01:27:06,958 --> 01:27:08,500 - Oguz, what's wrong? - Hello, Ece. What's happening? 1742 01:27:08,583 --> 01:27:11,625 Well, let me ask you... How is Erdal today? 1743 01:27:11,708 --> 01:27:14,625 I swear I was going to call you too. Oh, Erdal is very strange today, Ece. 1744 01:27:14,708 --> 01:27:16,166 There is a change in it. 1745 01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:18,458 What do you say, Oguz? What are you saying? 1746 01:27:18,541 --> 01:27:19,375 Don't ask. 1747 01:27:19,458 --> 01:27:21,625 I swear, if I didn't know Erdal... 1748 01:27:21,708 --> 01:27:24,666 I would say that the soul of someone or something entered it, there is a change to that extent. 1749 01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:26,291 I'll tell you what. 1750 01:27:26,791 --> 01:27:30,541 Today, Erdal ate something he shouldn't, like an animal. 1751 01:27:30,625 --> 01:27:34,208 TO? This is very normal. Anyway, Erdal does this every day. 1752 01:27:34,291 --> 01:27:35,416 It's not like that, it's not like that. 1753 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:38,083 This is something that involves extreme amounts of female hormones. 1754 01:27:38,166 --> 01:27:40,000 Normally you eat a teaspoon of this. 1755 01:27:40,083 --> 01:27:41,791 This animal ate the entire jar. 1756 01:27:41,875 --> 01:27:43,750 What do you say, Ece? 1757 01:27:43,833 --> 01:27:46,458 - Exactly. - Good, now the pieces are in place. 1758 01:27:46,541 --> 01:27:49,708 It has a softness because it's on him. Oh my unfortunate brother. 1759 01:27:49,791 --> 01:27:52,875 Now Oğuz, you may experience such bursts of estrogen today. 1760 01:27:53,458 --> 01:27:57,083 I don't know, her boobs might grow or something, you know what I mean? 1761 01:27:57,166 --> 01:27:59,166 - We need to take him to the doctor urgently today. -Eece, 1762 01:27:59,250 --> 01:28:01,541 Let me love your eyes, don't get me into a doctor or anything. Let me say it's okay. 1763 01:28:01,625 --> 01:28:04,500 Look, we do business in the industry. If it is heard, we cannot go out in public. 1764 01:28:04,583 --> 01:28:08,000 I will start your industry now, Oğuz! I mean, my husband is missing out! 1765 01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:10,083 - Don't you understand? - Or you leave it to me, Ece. 1766 01:28:10,166 --> 01:28:12,916 Leave it to me, I'll solve this case. Give me two hours. 1767 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,916 I'll do it in two hours. 1768 01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:18,208 I have your medicine. Oh my unfortunate brother. 1769 01:28:18,291 --> 01:28:21,333 OK that's fine. Then I will be waiting to hear from you. 1770 01:28:21,416 --> 01:28:22,916 OK. See you later. 1771 01:28:25,375 --> 01:28:26,666 We'll figure it out, brother. 1772 01:28:27,333 --> 01:28:29,000 Is… 1773 01:28:30,750 --> 01:28:32,083 The industry is putting pressure on me today. 1774 01:28:33,291 --> 01:28:34,791 Today the industry is putting pressure on me. 1775 01:28:38,458 --> 01:28:39,375 Come closer and let me look at you. 1776 01:28:40,541 --> 01:28:42,583 What do you use under your eyes? 1777 01:28:42,666 --> 01:28:44,958 You use a vitamin or something, I guess it's a cure. 1778 01:28:45,041 --> 01:28:46,541 Your skin glows brightly! 1779 01:28:46,625 --> 01:28:47,958 Erdal, I don't use anything. 1780 01:28:48,041 --> 01:28:51,125 No no. There is one thing for sure. He won't run away from me, I have eyes. 1781 01:28:51,208 --> 01:28:52,375 Your skin is glowing. 1782 01:28:52,958 --> 01:28:54,000 - Erdal. - Mister? 1783 01:28:54,083 --> 01:28:55,375 What did you eat for breakfast? 1784 01:28:56,166 --> 01:28:58,791 Me for breakfast... What a sumptuous breakfast. 1785 01:28:58,875 --> 01:29:01,541 My bagel, jam, cheese, tomato. 1786 01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:04,125 - Why do you ask? - Ece also called me, brother... 1787 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:07,500 Did something happen to Ece? Did something happen to Ece? 1788 01:29:07,583 --> 01:29:09,458 Nothing happened, calm down. 1789 01:29:09,541 --> 01:29:11,708 For example, panic comes suddenly, I have never been so panicked. 1790 01:29:11,791 --> 01:29:14,000 This moment comes suddenly, panic overcomes me. 1791 01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:16,750 Have you ever eaten something like that, similar to pasta, out of its jar? 1792 01:29:18,291 --> 01:29:20,333 Does he call you and tell you about plum jam? 1793 01:29:20,416 --> 01:29:22,666 How can a person feel so much affection for his property? 1794 01:29:22,750 --> 01:29:24,625 Yes, I ate it! Yes I ate! 1795 01:29:24,708 --> 01:29:28,041 I ate spoonfuls of jam. My God, what a beautiful jam? 1796 01:29:28,833 --> 01:29:31,166 If I had the chance, I would hold up my finger and throw up the jam! 1797 01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:35,083 What a shame! Does he call you and tell you this? I told him I would buy three bottles, but no. 1798 01:29:35,166 --> 01:29:37,125 Now, like this, brother. 1799 01:29:37,208 --> 01:29:39,541 What you ate was not jam. 1800 01:29:40,416 --> 01:29:43,125 It is a special mixture prepared for women. 1801 01:29:43,208 --> 01:29:44,666 TO! 1802 01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:46,875 It also contains high amounts of estrogen. 1803 01:29:46,958 --> 01:29:47,958 What are you saying? 1804 01:29:48,041 --> 01:29:50,375 So, as of this morning, it's clear why you're like this. 1805 01:29:51,166 --> 01:29:52,833 - You're talking nonsense. - Good. 1806 01:29:53,458 --> 01:29:54,541 Is it a feminine mix? 1807 01:29:54,625 --> 01:29:57,125 - Exactly. Estrogen spike. - Is it from Ece? 1808 01:29:57,208 --> 01:29:59,458 - Yes brother. - Is that why you wrote your name? 1809 01:29:59,541 --> 01:30:02,291 - Yes brother. - Why then did you put it in the closet? 1810 01:30:02,375 --> 01:30:05,708 It even says on medications that they should be kept out of the reach of children. 1811 01:30:05,791 --> 01:30:08,416 Why do you put this medicine where I can reach it? 1812 01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:10,291 If it is feminine paste? 1813 01:30:10,875 --> 01:30:14,666 That's why I ate spoon by spoon! What will become of me now, Oğuz? 1814 01:30:14,750 --> 01:30:15,916 - Oguz… - Okay, calm down. 1815 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:19,333 If I become a woman day by day, we will be done. We cannot survive in this industry. 1816 01:30:19,416 --> 01:30:21,875 - I am becoming a woman day by day, Oğuz. - Oh no no. 1817 01:30:21,958 --> 01:30:23,750 Can I allow such a thing, my Erdal? 1818 01:30:23,833 --> 01:30:26,375 Don't worry, you are unbalanced right now. 1819 01:30:26,458 --> 01:30:28,291 - Yes. - We'll balance you. 1820 01:30:28,375 --> 01:30:30,125 There is an antidote for everything in this life. 1821 01:30:30,208 --> 01:30:32,000 - Is it there? - Of course. 1822 01:30:32,083 --> 01:30:35,250 Just as estrogen is at its peak, estrogen also has an antidote. 1823 01:30:35,333 --> 01:30:38,458 We have a Namık, a bad boy. He will solve this problem. Don't worry. 1824 01:30:38,541 --> 01:30:43,125 Oh, was this going to happen to us too? Would this happen to us too, Oğuz? 1825 01:30:43,208 --> 01:30:45,625 Ece, Ece, Ece, Ece, Ece! 1826 01:30:45,708 --> 01:30:48,583 What happens to me always happens to me from Ece! 1827 01:30:48,666 --> 01:30:50,666 [happy music starts] 1828 01:30:55,458 --> 01:30:57,750 Come my Erdal, come. Your healing is here, brother, come. 1829 01:30:57,833 --> 01:30:59,916 Where did you bring us like this, Oguz? 1830 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:00,833 Ha. 1831 01:31:01,875 --> 01:31:02,833 Greetings my dear Namik. 1832 01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:05,875 Ah, gentlemen. Welcome. 1833 01:31:06,375 --> 01:31:07,791 Two one. 1834 01:31:07,875 --> 01:31:09,750 [grunts harshly] 1835 01:31:12,375 --> 01:31:13,958 - Welcome brother. - Thank you. 1836 01:31:14,041 --> 01:31:15,291 - What's happening? - Okay, how are you? 1837 01:31:15,375 --> 01:31:18,916 - Thank you. Is this the friend? My brother. - Oh! Ah! Sir, of course it was a bit harsh. 1838 01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,500 Thank you. I understand. Can I help you with something? 1839 01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:23,291 Sir, we were wrong this morning. 1840 01:31:23,375 --> 01:31:25,333 - Was he defeated this morning? - Yes, yes. 1841 01:31:25,416 --> 01:31:28,666 Sir, you have estrogen, a lot of it, like this. 1842 01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:31,000 He ate something that had the consistency of paste, thinking it was jam. 1843 01:31:31,083 --> 01:31:32,708 - Master, it's my wife's money. - Your spouse's money. 1844 01:31:32,791 --> 01:31:36,125 Yes. Unfortunately, I also ate spoonfuls, sir. 1845 01:31:36,208 --> 01:31:38,666 I talked to his wife, so the situation is like this, 1846 01:31:38,750 --> 01:31:41,875 The woman bought it by birth, it is a completely feminine product. 1847 01:31:41,958 --> 01:31:44,708 Now, with the increase in estrogen, the change in voice, 1848 01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:47,875 The sensitivity occurs in the nipple. Is there any change in the voice? 1849 01:31:47,958 --> 01:31:50,083 Yes sir. Look, it's a bit of a nasal passage, look... 1850 01:31:50,166 --> 01:31:51,458 Moon! What's happening? 1851 01:31:51,541 --> 01:31:54,000 - Look... moon! - Erdal. 1852 01:31:54,083 --> 01:31:58,041 Okay, let's not shout too much here. How are your nipples? Hurts? 1853 01:31:58,125 --> 01:32:00,041 I can't touch it, I get in a bad mood. 1854 01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:03,375 But let me tell you this, sir, I feel a little pain in my nipples. 1855 01:32:03,458 --> 01:32:05,958 It started in the morning. This is how it started two hours ago. 1856 01:32:06,041 --> 01:32:09,333 Furthermore, my teacher constantly feels cold and hot inside me. 1857 01:32:09,416 --> 01:32:11,291 - There are hot flashes and hot flashes. - My nerves are playing. 1858 01:32:11,375 --> 01:32:13,375 - I'm so excited. - It's okay now. 1859 01:32:14,083 --> 01:32:17,041 When estrogen increases, breast enlargement will occur if no intervention is performed. 1860 01:32:17,125 --> 01:32:18,458 It would be a bigger problem. 1861 01:32:18,541 --> 01:32:20,125 - Oh, please no. - We can't handle this. 1862 01:32:20,208 --> 01:32:23,375 - Oğuz, I would never want this. - We are in the industry. 1863 01:32:23,458 --> 01:32:25,541 - There will be problems in the industry. But there is no problem. - Don't do it, sir... 1864 01:32:25,625 --> 01:32:27,541 I will do a test to understand the level. 1865 01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:30,166 - Do it, sir. - I'll help you later. 1866 01:32:30,250 --> 01:32:32,416 Could you check your nails? How is it checked? 1867 01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,208 - My nails... Like this, teacher. - That's right, your nails. 1868 01:32:34,291 --> 01:32:36,291 I check it, it's very clean. 1869 01:32:36,375 --> 01:32:38,625 This is how we normally check our nails. 1870 01:32:38,708 --> 01:32:40,666 Actually? I've never... I'm always like that. 1871 01:32:40,750 --> 01:32:43,000 How long has it been like this? I think it's been that way since this morning. 1872 01:32:43,083 --> 01:32:44,875 I don't know. I never paid attention, but that's how I feel. 1873 01:32:44,958 --> 01:32:47,541 - Can you check the heels of your feet? - My heels, like this. 1874 01:32:49,666 --> 01:32:51,916 Yes, very feminine. 1875 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:53,166 Check it out, brother. 1876 01:32:53,250 --> 01:32:55,291 Erdal, the man, looks at his heels like this. 1877 01:32:55,375 --> 01:32:57,916 Me, but teacher, don't look like that... What is this? 1878 01:32:58,000 --> 01:32:59,041 Was it like this before the putty? 1879 01:32:59,125 --> 01:33:01,083 Sir, I had never looked at my heels before the pasta. 1880 01:33:01,166 --> 01:33:04,500 I look at my heels for the first time. Someone made me look at my heels for the first time. 1881 01:33:04,583 --> 01:33:07,041 But I don't know, it seems like that. I feel like that right now. 1882 01:33:07,125 --> 01:33:08,916 Now, Oguz. I'm going to give him a high dose. 1883 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:10,583 TO! 1884 01:33:10,666 --> 01:33:12,916 "Don't press" or something like that, teacher? So these are now... 1885 01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:14,666 - Injection. Liquid. - Oh, okay. 1886 01:33:14,750 --> 01:33:17,625 It is a special liquid. But let's not talk about this in public. 1887 01:33:17,708 --> 01:33:18,916 Let's go in, let me press inside. 1888 01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:21,416 - Is the pressing process done indoors? - I'll do it inside. 1889 01:33:21,500 --> 01:33:23,625 - OK. Are you alone? Should Oğuz come too? - Let's go in. 1890 01:33:23,708 --> 01:33:25,541 - Let Oğuz come, let's press together with Oğuz. - Alright. 1891 01:33:25,625 --> 01:33:29,000 Yes, gentlemen. He had prepared the medicine. I drank too much. 1892 01:33:29,083 --> 01:33:31,000 Its effect will be enough for you. 1893 01:33:31,083 --> 01:33:33,250 Sir, isn't this too much? 1894 01:33:33,333 --> 01:33:35,083 The same dose that is administered to horses. 1895 01:33:35,166 --> 01:33:39,125 - Well, that's a lot, sir. - Master, are we horses here? 1896 01:33:39,208 --> 01:33:42,625 There is too much imbalance. You saw it inside too, Oğuz. 1897 01:33:42,708 --> 01:33:44,916 - Yes yes yes. - It's a bit necessary. 1898 01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:47,125 Sir, I want to ask you something. 1899 01:33:47,208 --> 01:33:50,166 Now sir, what exactly is in this liquid? 1900 01:33:50,250 --> 01:33:53,750 Since it will be injected into our body, I need to know this, Oğuz. 1901 01:33:53,833 --> 01:33:54,708 - Good. - Of course. 1902 01:33:54,791 --> 01:33:56,875 Before learning this completely, 1903 01:33:56,958 --> 01:34:00,208 Frankly, I wouldn't want to inject such a liquid into my body, Oğuz. 1904 01:34:00,291 --> 01:34:02,916 Of course. This is dinitrophenol-based testosterone. 1905 01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:05,416 There are some mixes of mine in it. 1906 01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:09,500 I think you said exactly sir, Dimitri. What sir, Dimitri? 1907 01:34:09,583 --> 01:34:12,458 Testosterone based on dinitrophenol, bulls 1908 01:34:12,541 --> 01:34:16,166 A blend extracted from the highest quality raw material found in sperm. 1909 01:34:16,250 --> 01:34:19,000 I understand Well, what you added on top of that... 1910 01:34:19,083 --> 01:34:22,625 Here I added 3 millimeters of a material used to make dynamite. 1911 01:34:22,708 --> 01:34:24,375 so that its explosiveness is full. 1912 01:34:24,458 --> 01:34:28,000 - Oh teacher, let's not explode together here! - Master, let's not have any problems. 1913 01:34:32,375 --> 01:34:34,583 - Look, how does laughter sound? - It's okay Erdal, it's okay. 1914 01:34:34,666 --> 01:34:36,416 - I never laugh like that! - OK. 1915 01:34:37,916 --> 01:34:41,833 There will be no problem, even if this dose is not enough we will give you another dose. 1916 01:34:41,916 --> 01:34:42,833 Let's follow the situation. 1917 01:34:42,916 --> 01:34:45,166 - Don't come, sir. - I hope you don't come, sir. 1918 01:34:45,250 --> 01:34:47,833 - I think it will be enough. - I hope it gets better. 1919 01:34:47,916 --> 01:34:51,250 - I think it will be enough. - I guess he'll get that testosterone like that. 1920 01:34:51,333 --> 01:34:53,041 Block estrogen, sir? 1921 01:34:53,125 --> 01:34:54,625 Now, your estrogen has increased. 1922 01:34:54,708 --> 01:34:57,291 - Yes. - This will restore that estrogen. 1923 01:34:57,375 --> 01:35:01,958 On the contrary, your release of male hormones will increase and you will be able to become a macho man. 1924 01:35:02,041 --> 01:35:05,041 Oh my God, I hope so, Celle Celalühu, oh my God, I hope so, my master. 1925 01:35:05,125 --> 01:35:08,083 - I hope we can solve it easily. - Where does it apply, sir? 1926 01:35:08,166 --> 01:35:11,916 Well, there are many places for this. Hip, leg, arm, shoulder. It depends on you. 1927 01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:13,708 I'll take the hip. 1928 01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:17,250 - Hip. - Because it is a larger muscle group, yes. 1929 01:35:17,333 --> 01:35:19,708 - The dose is too high, it will only take effect. - Then, Oğuz, take it off. 1930 01:35:19,791 --> 01:35:21,750 Oğuz, wait, brother, help me. 1931 01:35:21,833 --> 01:35:24,625 First, can I prepare? One second. 1932 01:35:24,708 --> 01:35:26,083 - Let's take a deep breath. - Yes, wait a minute. 1933 01:35:27,375 --> 01:35:29,291 - Here you are, teacher. - It's coming... 1934 01:35:30,500 --> 01:35:31,750 Oh! 1935 01:35:32,750 --> 01:35:34,708 Wow, this was so painful! 1936 01:35:34,791 --> 01:35:38,166 Master, my leg and hip can't fully support it. 1937 01:35:38,250 --> 01:35:39,916 - There's very little left... - Is it over, sir? 1938 01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:41,958 - It's over, it's over. - Please! What is this? 1939 01:35:42,041 --> 01:35:43,000 - OK. - Are you OK? 1940 01:35:43,083 --> 01:35:45,541 They were doing something when Ay was a little girl, when we were beta... 1941 01:35:45,625 --> 01:35:48,250 The same pain! It spread all over my hips. 1942 01:35:48,333 --> 01:35:50,875 - Sort of similar pain, but it will pass. - With a little luck. 1943 01:35:50,958 --> 01:35:52,208 Sir, thank you very much. 1944 01:35:52,291 --> 01:35:54,833 - I hope you can solve our problem. - You're welcome, you're welcome, friend. 1945 01:35:54,916 --> 01:35:56,500 - Master, thank you very much. - You are welcome. 1946 01:35:57,125 --> 01:36:00,291 It will come into effect a little later, but it will arrive a little later. See you later. 1947 01:36:00,375 --> 01:36:02,541 Oh my God, I get in a bad mood! I get in a bad mood. 1948 01:36:02,625 --> 01:36:03,875 Erdal, will you walk, Erdal? 1949 01:36:09,166 --> 01:36:10,000 [the door opens] 1950 01:36:10,083 --> 01:36:11,708 [screams, in a harsh tone] Ece! 1951 01:36:11,791 --> 01:36:13,625 - Where are you, woman? - Brother, shoes? 1952 01:36:13,708 --> 01:36:15,416 Get out there Oguz, don't be late! 1953 01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:17,416 Welcome Erdal, Oğuz. 1954 01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:20,166 Where are you? Where are you? 1955 01:36:20,250 --> 01:36:23,458 Your husband has arrived! People welcome you at the door! 1956 01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:26,166 Are we going to show you this, dear? 1957 01:36:26,958 --> 01:36:27,916 Are you okay, Erdal? 1958 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:32,500 Or... Or were you waiting for someone else? That? 1959 01:36:33,458 --> 01:36:35,833 [effort] Huh? That? 1960 01:36:35,916 --> 01:36:38,291 - Brother, don't do it, don't let fine cracks remain. - That? 1961 01:36:38,375 --> 01:36:39,666 Erdal, are you okay? 1962 01:36:40,375 --> 01:36:41,375 Okay, don't wait! 1963 01:36:42,125 --> 01:36:43,291 The tension makes no sense. 1964 01:36:43,875 --> 01:36:48,333 Go ahead and prepare something for us. Everything that God has given us, put it before us and let us eat it. 1965 01:36:48,416 --> 01:36:51,875 We were hungry like wolves. Bring two jugs of wine. 1966 01:36:51,958 --> 01:36:54,750 Oh, and before I forget... Bring the leg of beef too. 1967 01:36:55,791 --> 01:36:59,750 We'll grab it and bite it! Then we'll wipe our mouths and laugh! 1968 01:37:01,666 --> 01:37:02,875 [no audible speech] 1969 01:37:04,458 --> 01:37:06,791 Just like that. Feed the horses too! 1970 01:37:07,916 --> 01:37:09,750 Give him some water and some hay. 1971 01:37:09,833 --> 01:37:12,791 The puppies ran 300 or 400 kilometers in one go! 1972 01:37:12,875 --> 01:37:14,000 - Er... - Theirs is life too. 1973 01:37:15,250 --> 01:37:17,208 - Er... - Theirs is life too! 1974 01:37:17,791 --> 01:37:20,333 - Come on. - What do you say, Erdal? What horse, what do you say? 1975 01:37:21,416 --> 01:37:23,625 - Kiss my hand. - Oh, ridiculous actions... 1976 01:37:23,708 --> 01:37:25,875 Kiss! He is the Atan, the Almighty. 1977 01:37:26,375 --> 01:37:28,541 Kissing doesn't make you lose anything. Kiss! 1978 01:37:30,041 --> 01:37:32,291 - Kiss girl! - Welcome. My ancestor... 1979 01:37:32,375 --> 01:37:35,875 Eüzu billahi mineşşeytanirracim! 1980 01:37:37,125 --> 01:37:39,875 Forward! Come on! Come on! 1981 01:37:40,541 --> 01:37:41,833 What's up with this? 1982 01:37:42,541 --> 01:37:44,041 [Oğuz] I'll tell you. 1983 01:37:44,125 --> 01:37:47,458 Well... Then I'll go see if there's anything in the kitchen. 1984 01:37:47,541 --> 01:37:49,541 E… Well, let me do it, let me prepare something. 1985 01:37:49,625 --> 01:37:51,666 My crab, let me help you too. 1986 01:37:51,750 --> 01:37:54,458 Carne, of course, it's your aunt, help me. 1987 01:37:55,416 --> 01:37:57,041 Where is my rosary? 1988 01:37:57,625 --> 01:37:59,958 - What happened to this? - Now, Ece, like this. 1989 01:38:00,041 --> 01:38:02,458 I took this to our bad guy, Brother Namık. 1990 01:38:02,541 --> 01:38:03,708 I was left empty-handed. 1991 01:38:04,958 --> 01:38:07,250 To suppress estrogen, he suppressed testosterone. 1992 01:38:08,208 --> 01:38:10,666 But the man said it may be male. 1993 01:38:10,750 --> 01:38:13,000 I don't know if this was subconscious or what. 1994 01:38:13,083 --> 01:38:14,958 Act like the guys in Turkish movies. 1995 01:38:15,041 --> 01:38:17,791 Come on! We are hungry! Come on! 1996 01:38:17,875 --> 01:38:22,125 [makes strange noises, moans] 1997 01:38:23,208 --> 01:38:25,083 We'll manage, we'll manage a little. 1998 01:38:25,166 --> 01:38:27,916 It is currently at its highest level. It will fall after a while. 1999 01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:30,208 [iner] 2000 01:38:30,291 --> 01:38:33,583 I have a cramp in my leg! I have a cramp in my leg, Oguz! 2001 01:38:34,416 --> 01:38:36,583 Oghuz! My leg cramped! 2002 01:38:36,666 --> 01:38:39,500 Damn... Fuck you mother... 2003 01:38:40,083 --> 01:38:43,000 - I'll make coffee, maybe he'll recover. - Great idea, come on. 2004 01:38:49,708 --> 01:38:53,458 [mumbles dissatisfied] 2005 01:38:54,458 --> 01:38:55,541 What the hell is this? 2006 01:38:56,166 --> 01:38:58,875 Would anyone give their husband a coffee so similar to dishwater? 2007 01:38:58,958 --> 01:39:01,750 Erdal, the machine made the coffee. The coffee you always drink. 2008 01:39:01,833 --> 01:39:03,208 What machine? 2009 01:39:04,208 --> 01:39:07,375 What machine did he make? Are we married to the machine or are we married to you? 2010 01:39:08,250 --> 01:39:11,291 Since machines appeared, cruelty has increased! 2011 01:39:11,708 --> 01:39:12,541 Oh, oh! 2012 01:39:13,958 --> 01:39:16,333 Erdal… you… 2013 01:39:17,083 --> 01:39:24,083 -How do you feel now? - [bone sounds] 2014 01:39:25,083 --> 01:39:28,041 Erdal, are you okay? I'm very curious, that's why I ask. 2015 01:39:28,125 --> 01:39:30,583 Thanks honey, I'm fine. 2016 01:39:31,208 --> 01:39:33,708 I have never felt so good. 2017 01:39:34,583 --> 01:39:36,666 I feel like a complete man. 2018 01:39:37,541 --> 01:39:39,833 Hard. Steep. 2019 01:39:40,666 --> 01:39:42,041 And veiny… 2020 01:39:43,125 --> 01:39:45,833 So I can feel my veins. I guess it's the effect of the medicine, Oğuz. 2021 01:39:45,916 --> 01:39:48,208 - Maybe brother. - How are you? 2022 01:39:48,291 --> 01:39:51,708 I hope it goes well for you. We haven't seen you in a long time either. 2023 01:39:51,791 --> 01:39:52,833 Forgive me. 2024 01:39:54,291 --> 01:39:55,500 Well done, Erdal. 2025 01:39:56,208 --> 01:39:57,083 I'm fine, so... 2026 01:39:57,166 --> 01:39:59,083 You're fine, you're fine... 2027 01:40:00,166 --> 01:40:02,416 Hips, curves… 2028 01:40:03,291 --> 01:40:04,833 Everything is in its place. 2029 01:40:05,875 --> 01:40:07,875 The roses are in bloom, thank God. 2030 01:40:07,958 --> 01:40:10,208 - Oh thank you. - Beautiful. 2031 01:40:10,291 --> 01:40:11,958 You are blooming. 2032 01:40:12,041 --> 01:40:13,125 - Oguz. - Brother? 2033 01:40:13,208 --> 01:40:14,791 - Go further. - Where to brother? 2034 01:40:14,875 --> 01:40:16,750 - Go ahead, son, slowly. - Where should I go, brother? 2035 01:40:16,833 --> 01:40:19,708 We will be alone with your aunt. There will soon be a war here. 2036 01:40:19,791 --> 01:40:20,958 Right darling? 2037 01:40:22,833 --> 01:40:24,750 No honey, sit down. AA! Where are you taking the child? 2038 01:40:24,833 --> 01:40:27,375 - No. - I fixed the bayonets. 2039 01:40:28,166 --> 01:40:29,583 I mounted the cavalry. 2040 01:40:30,791 --> 01:40:34,625 Dıgıdık, dıgıdık, dıgıdık… Hoppa! 2041 01:40:35,416 --> 01:40:37,833 - Erdal? - Ah, Erdal. 2042 01:40:37,916 --> 01:40:40,500 Later you will say Erdal, Erdal like that again. 2043 01:40:40,583 --> 01:40:42,000 Of course. 2044 01:40:42,083 --> 01:40:45,666 [groans strangely] 2045 01:40:46,083 --> 01:40:47,833 - Oguz… - Don't do it. 2046 01:40:47,916 --> 01:40:50,958 Dear Oğuz, you just arrived. Where are you now dear? 2047 01:40:51,041 --> 01:40:52,458 Fuck you Oguz. 2048 01:40:52,541 --> 01:40:55,041 - After this age, I can't stay in the middle, see you. - Walk! 2049 01:40:55,125 --> 01:40:56,500 Oguz? Oguz? 2050 01:40:57,333 --> 01:40:59,166 - Boy... - Shh. Let me see this. 2051 01:40:59,250 --> 01:41:00,916 Come, come closer, come closer. Don't be afraid. 2052 01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:02,958 I am your husband, I am your daughter. Isn't this too thick? 2053 01:41:03,958 --> 01:41:05,458 - Take it off like this. -Erdal! 2054 01:41:05,541 --> 01:41:07,125 -What movements are these? - Come on let's go. 2055 01:41:07,208 --> 01:41:09,291 - What are you doing? Erdal! - Give me that leg! 2056 01:41:09,375 --> 01:41:10,875 Take off those jeans and say... 2057 01:41:11,416 --> 01:41:13,250 - The smell of beef, that beef... - Oh! Erdal! 2058 01:41:13,333 --> 01:41:15,458 - That meat... Let's see that calf. -Erdal! Ah! 2059 01:41:15,541 --> 01:41:20,083 - Let's see the calf! Let's see the baby! - Oh Erdal, what are you doing? 2060 01:41:20,166 --> 01:41:23,458 Go ahead and put on something comfortable. Today we will make love in the living room. 2061 01:41:24,041 --> 01:41:26,458 Yes, for a change. 2062 01:41:26,541 --> 01:41:28,541 Let those seats see us too! 2063 01:41:28,625 --> 01:41:31,041 Oh, are you in? Ha? 2064 01:41:31,125 --> 01:41:32,916 Let the seats talk about us! 2065 01:41:33,000 --> 01:41:34,166 - I can't believe it. - Come on! 2066 01:41:34,250 --> 01:41:36,500 Let's hope the neighbor upstairs hears our voices for a while. 2067 01:41:36,583 --> 01:41:38,791 - Oh wait... - [scream of joy] 2068 01:41:38,875 --> 01:41:40,000 Until! 2069 01:41:40,083 --> 01:41:41,625 What the hell did you hit me with? 2070 01:41:41,708 --> 01:41:44,583 I will do it every day, what a beautiful thing. 2071 01:41:44,666 --> 01:41:46,791 I'm going to give myself a dose every day. 2072 01:41:50,791 --> 01:41:52,458 Oh... Oh... 2073 01:41:53,041 --> 01:41:54,416 Oh! What happened! 2074 01:41:55,041 --> 01:41:59,541 What happened here? Officially a pitched battle! 2075 01:41:59,625 --> 01:42:02,791 It's a fireplace. Someone call the fire department! 2076 01:42:02,875 --> 01:42:06,458 Whatever that teacher gave him, that injection affected me a little badly. 2077 01:42:06,541 --> 01:42:09,791 My eyebrows grew uncontrollably. It looked like a pilaf cook's mustache. 2078 01:42:09,875 --> 01:42:12,000 So, I twisted it from one side. 2079 01:42:12,083 --> 01:42:15,708 I already spoke with the sports coach. Now he's making me a 10 pack. 2080 01:42:15,791 --> 01:42:18,375 He said don't do it too much and you'll be like a dog in heat. 2081 01:42:18,458 --> 01:42:20,333 Like this, on your arm, like this... 2082 01:42:20,416 --> 01:42:22,416 "Host, host!" dersin. 2083 01:42:23,541 --> 01:42:27,333 I was not someone who was sensitive to smell, now I am extremely sensitive to smell. 2084 01:42:27,416 --> 01:42:29,041 It made it impossible to survive in the industry. 2085 01:42:29,125 --> 01:42:31,416 Because, thanks to our master, it smells like a dead donkey. 2086 01:42:31,500 --> 01:42:34,833 Mix three more days of excrement and cottage cheese. 2087 01:42:34,916 --> 01:42:37,583 It's your own body odor. This is what it smells like when you get out of the shower. 2088 01:42:37,666 --> 01:42:39,750 Also, there was a change in my smile. 2089 01:42:39,833 --> 01:42:42,333 Although before he had a fuller and more fatherly smile, 2090 01:42:42,416 --> 01:42:45,875 I can say that I laugh in a different tone now. 2091 01:42:46,291 --> 01:42:47,750 [female laughter] 2092 01:42:49,291 --> 01:42:51,833 So it was like this. There is also emotionalization. 2093 01:42:54,708 --> 01:42:55,791 I won't be able to do it. 2094 01:42:57,750 --> 01:42:59,250 Can we cut it? Pardon. 2095 01:43:07,916 --> 01:43:09,666 Erdal, Erdal... 2096 01:43:09,750 --> 01:43:11,250 [slurring unintelligible words] 2097 01:43:13,625 --> 01:43:15,458 If a stone breaks, 127... 2098 01:43:17,291 --> 01:43:18,125 Oh! 2099 01:43:18,208 --> 01:43:20,375 You swell and you swell, you swell and you swell... 2100 01:43:24,500 --> 01:43:25,500 [set assistant] The work. 2101 01:43:26,291 --> 01:43:28,166 By no means. 2102 01:43:28,250 --> 01:43:30,083 - [set assistant] Again. Seriousness, game. - OK. 2103 01:43:34,416 --> 01:43:35,916 - Did you eat chocolate? - Yes. 2104 01:43:37,291 --> 01:43:38,208 I ate chocolate. 2105 01:43:39,541 --> 01:43:40,500 Alabama. 2106 01:43:40,583 --> 01:43:42,416 I didn't eat it, I swear I didn't eat it. 2107 01:43:42,500 --> 01:43:45,583 You ate more and more, you bloated, you bloated, you bloated... 2108 01:43:46,166 --> 01:43:47,083 Erdal… 2109 01:43:49,166 --> 01:43:52,125 However, it held up well. He looked there and so on... 2110 01:43:52,208 --> 01:43:53,208 Even if the stone split! 2111 01:43:58,541 --> 01:44:01,083 - Erdal... - Theirs is life too! 2112 01:44:02,750 --> 01:44:04,000 Venous. 2113 01:44:06,208 --> 01:44:07,583 Already open... 2114 01:44:08,708 --> 01:44:09,958 Son-in-law! 2115 01:44:10,041 --> 01:44:11,333 Cappuccino! 2116 01:44:12,916 --> 01:44:14,250 Good good. I saved it, I saved it. 2117 01:44:19,208 --> 01:44:21,000 I couldn't laugh at all. 2118 01:44:21,750 --> 01:44:23,166 Thank you so much. 2119 01:44:24,541 --> 01:44:27,125 - Shouldn't I go? - Where are you going now? 2120 01:44:29,500 --> 01:44:30,791 What happened my love? 2121 01:44:34,916 --> 01:44:37,625 What are these movements, Ece? What are you doing? 2122 01:44:37,708 --> 01:44:40,083 But I won't open my mouth! 2123 01:44:41,250 --> 01:44:42,333 It's not a house, Ece. 2124 01:44:43,125 --> 01:44:44,041 Notice… 2125 01:44:47,708 --> 01:44:49,416 [set manager] Don't laugh. Attention. Gravity. 2126 01:44:49,500 --> 01:44:52,416 - Notary… - Okay, okay. Bad things. 2127 01:44:53,291 --> 01:44:54,458 Notice… 2128 01:44:56,291 --> 01:44:59,541 - Oh my god! Good good. - [set manager] Seda, please don't laugh. 2129 01:45:01,208 --> 01:45:02,291 Notice… 2130 01:45:03,916 --> 01:45:05,666 That's the notary... 2131 01:45:05,750 --> 01:45:06,791 Notice… 2132 01:45:11,833 --> 01:45:14,291 I was drenched in sweat, I swear. 2133 01:45:14,375 --> 01:45:17,250 {\an8}[By Nilgün Yavaşoğlu "Is marriage easy?" The sonar]